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Except apparently that's the other end of the state from you. Tsk. At least tell me there's a town called Knob Bucket or something nearby.

Same for me as well. And I thought we had a date in Nashville for USA-England. Either that or I don't count as interesting. Lols, I wondered if you'd remember our date, snookums. Sorry to say, there's no chance of me making it to Nashville now. My wife will be delivering the player to be named later about three weeks prior. Best I'm going to be able to do is hit a local bar here in Evansville. Turns out she was pregnant for a little longer than we thought when I made that post about us meeting up. When we did the math, we figured her due date to be towards the end of June, turns out it's more like middle of May. It should go without saying you're more than welcome to attend, but I totally understand if you're generally against travelling to Indiana <shudder>. As bad excuses go, I suppose I'll accept it. Would love to go a-travelling, but I'm very much tied to the CMA Fest schedule in all its gory glory. Fully intend there to be a next time, though, so maybe we'll swing along Route 69 if only for the comedy value.

Same for me as well. And I thought we had a date in Nashville for USA-England. Either that or I don't count as interesting.

No pic = no cyber

Seems like a fairly extreme way of dumping him.

I suspect Bernie wants someone to buy out Campos and fill that slot, certainly, whether it's shady Stefan or not. Could be entertaining either way...

Fixed the article.

Stefan GP.

mofo ? Sorry, I'm an old fucker An ofo, then.

It will. Besides, I don't dare even try and list everyone for fear of leaving someone out and hurting their feelings. is that manc mag the poor little dear Gosh no, I could never forget him and his wandering hands.

It will. Besides, I don't dare even try and list everyone for fear of leaving someone out and hurting their feelings.

I believe I said you're not as much of a knob.

Wonder if they're considering a ministry for women's rights? If they aren't, they will be by the time she's finished with them!

I'd say my real-life experiences of people off of here and other forums/chatrooms and the like have been largely as expected. Of course, some of the most intriguing characters on here are the ones who'd never show up for a pissup anyway.

Are the Sunderland seats going to do their usual thing of racing to be first to declare? She might end up being the first MP in the new parliament.

It's not her man face that's the problem, it's her man bits.

And to think I did a pub quiz with you. Remind me never to enter any undertaking with you that involves facts ever again.

Will probably start with a couple of savoury ones - ham and grated mature cheddar sort of thing - then on to good old lemon juice and sugar.

How doth this thread fail? Let me count the ways...

Is that the one where Guido's keep their bitches in line? They'd like to think so, anyway. It's the myriad ways in which they utterly fail to do so that make it so riveting. I just heard Kevin Smith (he gets everywhere) talking about what an embarrassment it was to Jersey when he saw a trailer that showed one of the blokes punch one of the women full in the face. It does seem strange to give such low-lifes a platform. It'll be an ASBO only edition of Big Brother next. That was someone in a bar who did that to one of the cast members. But yeah, MTV had to quickly back down and remove the punch from both trailer and show. The whole thing should make you feel incredibly dirty for watching it, but for some reason it works (aided by playing the "every time they say Guido or Guidette" drinking game, admittedly). I'm sure it'd be beyond cringeworthy if there were a UK equivalent, but these people seem so utterly foreign at every level that it's easy to block out the fact that they actually exist.

Is that the one where Guido's keep their bitches in line? They'd like to think so, anyway. It's the myriad ways in which they utterly fail to do so that make it so riveting.

I was introduced to Jersey Shore at the weekend. It's quite something.

They've directed me to some kind of authorised repair place in North Lahndan, though obviously that doesn't necessarily mean they're going to repair it. Fingers crossed though. Cheers for that Craig, will take a look!