Meenzer

There was a black chap at the Lewisham roundabout today holding a "God is great" placard while disturbing the traffic and urging repentance on the part of local sinners. He seemed particularly keen on shouting his gospel at the Muslims passing by. I'm still a little confused as to what to make of it all, but your mention of "humour" makes me wonder whether that's exactly what immigration has helped us realise - that boring old CofE is nothing compared with the version of Christianity where you get the songs, the beats and the insanity on your side.

And you can't be arsed to go to a match because it's a bit chilly Wank

We're heading in to London tomorrow morning via National Express. Julie's brother has a couple of sofas we can crash on so thankfully didn't have to shell out for a hotel. Bloody railways though, we're travelling to Grantham on different trains as they wouldn't sell us two tickets on the same one. Meeting at Grantham to get the train back to Notts. All at a princely expense. Bah. At least we're going to make a day of it, haven't been to the big smoke since I stayed over round yours! I'll have to bring her down some other time for an outing with the Meenz. You picked up on that and not the "outing with the Meenz" bit? You're slipping in your old age.

It's grim up north!

Bloody hell man. Anyway, I'm a rightie for some things and a leftie for others. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

His kids must've moved back up here have they? Aye, I was wondering about that, decent and devoted family man that he is.

Donnerwetter

Get the passport office shenanigans sorted Brockles?

WTF? Change it back, it scares me! It's just another side of good old cute 'n' cuddly Alf!

Just about sums you up - knowledge of any kind, especially of the wider world is mistrusted and abused. Seriously though, that's a new low even for Leazes. Knowing that Patel isn't a Muslim name means you're a terrorist sympathiser. ah, I've upset you dear It'd take an awful lot more than that, my little honeybunch. Just kicking back with a Woo Woo and enjoying the show.

Just about sums you up - knowledge of any kind, especially of the wider world is mistrusted and abused. Seriously though, that's a new low even for Leazes. Knowing that Patel isn't a Muslim name means you're a terrorist sympathiser.

Oo, good point mind. Just changed mine.

no. I dunno... they come on our forums, restricting our freedom of speech...

OK, now I feel less bad about my post-pub habit of tucking into toast and gravy.

Can I just interject by pointing out how utterly ridiculous the term "do-gooder" is? Kneejerk Daily Mail-speak of the lowest order.

Ray and the Ging Homs - Your Children Caught You Fucking A Horse

Be serious, purleez. How they gonna get all that on the front of the drum??? It's OK, it's pronounced "Albin". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_law_in...mnckssqlbb11116

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Which brings us back to this yet again...

Seems harsh - "Walking On Sunshine" wasn't that bad...

A couple of years back I got every UK number one sorted by year. Just got round to hoying them on my ipod recently and thoroughly enjoyed this one. It's no Doop like.

Oh good

I summarised the article: Next!