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Ah, but is it an angry white man? Barrowman! *shakeyfist* With apologies to Bottom (appropriately enough): What's that disgusting smell? Have you been saying "John Barrowman" again?

Ah, but is it an angry white man?

Last year's Belarussian Eurovision entry. Message tone is the bit near the end of last year's UK entry where the bint who's now in the Sugababes comes up with a new and intriguing interpretation of "in tune".

Gay? Swiss, so possibly. The Swiss are too boring to be gay.

yes they are white, but why draw attention to the colour? If I was to draw attention to a group of peoples colour when reporting, say a crime, i would be called racist. why not just call it 'Angry Men'? Because it's about angry white men.

Good to have bucked the (league) trend and notched up a win, at least.

But Man City are owned by ragheads. I'm amazed Leazes' brain can cope.

Also we misread what liberal left really means in the States. All three of us for instance would be regarded as wide left by an American. And yet i'm a right wing, fascist, corporatist cunt in France. Funny old world. That's why safe old middle-of-the-road Britain is best. Here you're just a cunt.

In other words, we're doomed to repeat our mistakes. Triffick.

Having a bit of a Killing Joke marathon this morning.

I don't know, "bland" implies "inoffensive" and that's the last thing I'd call the taste of Carling.

FYP

12 pisses through the night alert. Absence of discernible taste buds alert.

Aye, true. If he's a sensitive soul, bless him, then he may have his work cut out.

Iiiiiinteresting.

Aye, but how do you know your colleague isn't the Egyptian equivalent of a gloryhunter, a plastic Sky fan or a Mackem/Scouser?

That's the spirit. No pun intended.

No need for that. The people of Hackney demonstrate the more direct approach:

That doesn't seem particularly severe though. Maybe it could be a peach melba scattered with glass shards. That's just preposterous, M. Hm, true, the glass shards would negate the "treat" aspect. Maybe each household gets several hundred peach melbas then they send round the heavies to make you eat them all in one night.

If we can do that with top-down threats like Global Terrorism, I think we should introduce some kind of meter or gauge for the real problem facing Britain and its society, namely specific and everyday threats like this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_y...ire/8472265.stm It'd probably be off the scale by now though.

That doesn't seem particularly severe though. Maybe it could be a peach melba scattered with glass shards.

No response from anyone, really. It's a non-story.

You managed to buy pretty much every Blue Dragon sauce except the one I actually like. That's the Szechuan Tomato one. The rest are fairly rank, so it's odd that that one should be much nicer (IMHO anyway). Then again, that's probably because it's so simple and therefore can't be too hard to make yourself...

D'oh. I hadn't noticed they've moved to a new site so I've spent most of January waiting for #101 to come out.