Meenzer

Fuck 'em, they were only Scouse kids after all. Termination at birth seems like a matter of good public order.

“All he wants is to give her a cuddle. He’s just a big softy.” You don't say.

Respire in peace.

Shit.

Good lord, man. Who are you and what have you done with Stevie?! (Spot on, obviously.)

Courage and strength of character = speaking up after the 197th session when it became obvious that no trainers would be forthcoming this time?

Greece and Turkey are the same anyway, they just like to think they're different.

It's a friggin thing! It's a terrible thing to lose!

http://www.ni9e.com/nwa.html

There aren't exactly many European, non-EU countries with a population over 5 million, are there?

........kettle...black much? Not really. You don't have to admit you're wrong when you never are.

Wasn't even a donkey jacket either.

don't ask for a fuckin look !!!

He's not really different enough to inspire hatred, surely? Indifference maybe, but not outright hatred. Anyway, I like a lot of his stuff.

50 bloody pages. Leazes will be weeing himself even more than usual.

Wrong thread.

The most political my university ever got was the students' union elections. And the most political I ever got at university was spoiling my ballot in the same elections by scrawling "GLORIFIED POPULARITY CONTEST" across it. I was a right fucking twat.

Have a fabaroonie birthday m'dear!

Meenzer it is then! Too late, the hagfag lapdog role is already being played by that McElderberry kid.

And to help him lose the 'fond of mobile phones up the jacksy' tag in the process? It seems too easy, but you wouldn't rule it out. Then again, they're both dense enough to have believed they were in love and all.

Surprise surprise.

Is that from Adrian Mole? Aye. Possibly paraphrased (i.e. misremembered), but still.

"At tea-time I was looking at our world map, but I couldn't see the Falkland Islands anywhere. My mother found them; they were hidden under a crumb of fruitcake."