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I've just realised, even with 9 points off portsmouth still have more points now than derby did at the end of that season Aye, we didn't just lose to the worst team that season. I think they're (statistically at the very least) the worst team in the history of the PL. The daftest thing about the tactics we employed under Allardyce was that the side we had was far better going forward than it was at defending anyway. Also, I remember going to Fulham away and it must be the most boring match I've ever attended. I can't think of one that was less interesting anyway. Bloody freezing too. Ooh me tootsies.

Taking Carrolls bird for a day out.

Hm. I wonder if my wireless coverage will stretch to the communal garden.

As a commentator, it must feel like there's such a fine line between being remembered for your moments of true inspiration and ending up a laughing stock like Clive "That night in Barcelona" Tyldesley (although I trust the public to ultimately separate the wheat from the chaff). Everyone seems to have a good word for 'arry, though, and I'm no exception. RIP

Can you make it so that scrolls across the bottom of the screen, Sky Sports Breaking News style?

Me too. I'm supposedly the manly one in the relationship () but bug duty is firmly delegated to him indoors.

Finished 4-1 to Fulham. Juve out.

x3

they dont use violence if you refuse tho. they just talk yer ears off till you shut the door in their faces. You should see the papercuts you can get off a copy of the Watchtower.

It's not an assumption, it's his deepest desire.

No, you did not. But I'm sure you will. In great detail.

I remember all the girls at middle school lurrrrved him, but he never made my bits tingle. RIP.

Quite right too. Anything else would be weak-willed, lily-livered do-gooding.

Blimey, Parky's not aging well.

anybody who thinks "cunt" is the same as a "knob" is a fucking idiot too That would be an odd mistake to make.

Piss off. I honestly didn't know, sorry. But, still, you'll be going for a sponsored sky dive next - at least go for a marathon or something You do have a point on the originality front - but hey, it was my first time, you're supposed to be gentle. Mind, I don't intend to do anything sponsored again for a few years yet, you don't want to take the piss. Fortunately I already enjoy bathing in baked beans as a hobby anyway.

Piss off.

Anyone who thinks that "arsewipe" is as bad as "cunt" is a "fucking idiot"

This sounds ridiculous. I support it wholeheartedly.

Pedobear

Mmmmmm. Database pie.

Never been in the big hall but the IndigO2 is canny enough as identikit gig venues go. Even if the only "lager" they serve is bloody Becks Vier.

Where do you live Westcombe Park? Top end of Brockley, on the A20 basically. Strange place to get to if training it iirc. Four overground stations and a couple more DLR stations between 5-15 minutes' walk away. Not exactly on the doorstep, but not too shabby for the tube-free zone that is the Sahrf-East. One copes.

Specky cunt