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I remember all the girls at middle school lurrrrved him, but he never made my bits tingle. RIP.

Quite right too. Anything else would be weak-willed, lily-livered do-gooding.

Blimey, Parky's not aging well.

anybody who thinks "cunt" is the same as a "knob" is a fucking idiot too That would be an odd mistake to make.

Piss off. I honestly didn't know, sorry. But, still, you'll be going for a sponsored sky dive next - at least go for a marathon or something You do have a point on the originality front - but hey, it was my first time, you're supposed to be gentle. Mind, I don't intend to do anything sponsored again for a few years yet, you don't want to take the piss. Fortunately I already enjoy bathing in baked beans as a hobby anyway.

Piss off.

Anyone who thinks that "arsewipe" is as bad as "cunt" is a "fucking idiot"

This sounds ridiculous. I support it wholeheartedly.

Pedobear

Mmmmmm. Database pie.

Never been in the big hall but the IndigO2 is canny enough as identikit gig venues go. Even if the only "lager" they serve is bloody Becks Vier.

Where do you live Westcombe Park? Top end of Brockley, on the A20 basically. Strange place to get to if training it iirc. Four overground stations and a couple more DLR stations between 5-15 minutes' walk away. Not exactly on the doorstep, but not too shabby for the tube-free zone that is the Sahrf-East. One copes.

Specky cunt

Where do you live Westcombe Park? Top end of Brockley, on the A20 basically.

Aye, Greenwich itself is lovely. A bit yummy-mummy in places, but you'd expect that. I live about 20 minutes' walk from Greenwich station and you actually get estate agents advertising this neighbourhood as South Greenwich. Rightio.

The whole thing was doomed as soon as it became obvious there was no uniform concept behind what they were trying to achieve. "Here's a collection of loosely related things that may be of some interest, in a place with no other amenities nearby. Enjoy!"

I remember when Mark Thomas did a show on the Millenium Dome and the way Hestletine (and Mandelson to be fair) ignored perfectly reasonable questions and wouldn't even speak to him beacuse they knew they were screwed was beyond ignorance. Mandy's cut from the same cloth anyway. Btw, does anyone even know anyone who went to the Dome for the Millenium exhibition? It looked absolutely tragic on TV. My dad did. It was.

7-1 to him with your goal coming as a last-minute consolation deflected off Shola's arse, more like.

Aye, I remember my dad saying the same when he was in his early to mid 50s, friends and acquaintances popping their clogs all over the place for little to no good reason. Seems to be a hotspot for it, if you make it past that then you'll tend to make it a good while longer. Scary stuff. RIP Keith Alexander - seemed like one of the good guys.

Yeah, there's a big difference between that and this. I can see why they might be a bit concerned though.

Hijacked within the first page, I reckon. RIP.