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He's too busy going to gay bars and being surprised that there are gays there.

And you reckon meeting a mate for a coffee is "oh dear"? I get rough as fuck hangovers these days. Never used to get them at all as a stoodent or whatever, so I suppose it's payback.

Class.

Must. Have.

been a crackin season bet wise - two holidays paid for !! I didn't dare bet on it. That's what Eurovision is there for. Far more predictable (if only slightly more corrupt).

Aye, fair play.

Well there's a bloody shock. http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/articl...nkEXSQD9EOI27O0

But they don't guarantee it. It's not like there weren't any stops in Bahrain after all.

He's been better outside of the races, so he might just be getting back to his race-distance stamina. Or maybe he'll never make it back. Certainly needs to start matching Rosberg before too long, anyway.

Tedious race. The season and the sport are doomed.

Quite aside from how outrageously angry the whole thing should make any normal human being, it's just incredibly sad. You wonder how many thousands - tens of thousands? hundreds of thousands? - of kids', and therefore adults', lives have been fucked up by these evil bastards around the world and over time.

I've just realised, even with 9 points off portsmouth still have more points now than derby did at the end of that season Aye, we didn't just lose to the worst team that season. I think they're (statistically at the very least) the worst team in the history of the PL. The daftest thing about the tactics we employed under Allardyce was that the side we had was far better going forward than it was at defending anyway. Also, I remember going to Fulham away and it must be the most boring match I've ever attended. I can't think of one that was less interesting anyway. Bloody freezing too. Ooh me tootsies.

Taking Carrolls bird for a day out.

Hm. I wonder if my wireless coverage will stretch to the communal garden.

As a commentator, it must feel like there's such a fine line between being remembered for your moments of true inspiration and ending up a laughing stock like Clive "That night in Barcelona" Tyldesley (although I trust the public to ultimately separate the wheat from the chaff). Everyone seems to have a good word for 'arry, though, and I'm no exception. RIP

Can you make it so that scrolls across the bottom of the screen, Sky Sports Breaking News style?

Me too. I'm supposedly the manly one in the relationship () but bug duty is firmly delegated to him indoors.

Finished 4-1 to Fulham. Juve out.

x3

they dont use violence if you refuse tho. they just talk yer ears off till you shut the door in their faces. You should see the papercuts you can get off a copy of the Watchtower.

It's not an assumption, it's his deepest desire.

No, you did not. But I'm sure you will. In great detail.

I remember all the girls at middle school lurrrrved him, but he never made my bits tingle. RIP.

Quite right too. Anything else would be weak-willed, lily-livered do-gooding.