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Is that from Adrian Mole? Aye. Possibly paraphrased (i.e. misremembered), but still.

"At tea-time I was looking at our world map, but I couldn't see the Falkland Islands anywhere. My mother found them; they were hidden under a crumb of fruitcake."

Hurrah!

yawn. Leazes you're such a tool......better quit reading altogether then eh? Just ignore him. He'll bump the thread five or six times looking for attention but he'll give up eventually.

End of this month I think.

Happy birthday Jonny mate

Something about Freddy and Douggie and Geordie lasses?

Ah, but we were going to meet in Nashville. I'd have broken out the chaps and spurs for the occasion.

Interstate, Route, I need to get those sorted before taking a car out on the open road really. Anyway, call it a future date. No need to get the champagne on ice just yet though.

Except apparently that's the other end of the state from you. Tsk. At least tell me there's a town called Knob Bucket or something nearby.

Same for me as well. And I thought we had a date in Nashville for USA-England. Either that or I don't count as interesting. Lols, I wondered if you'd remember our date, snookums. Sorry to say, there's no chance of me making it to Nashville now. My wife will be delivering the player to be named later about three weeks prior. Best I'm going to be able to do is hit a local bar here in Evansville. Turns out she was pregnant for a little longer than we thought when I made that post about us meeting up. When we did the math, we figured her due date to be towards the end of June, turns out it's more like middle of May. It should go without saying you're more than welcome to attend, but I totally understand if you're generally against travelling to Indiana <shudder>. As bad excuses go, I suppose I'll accept it. Would love to go a-travelling, but I'm very much tied to the CMA Fest schedule in all its gory glory. Fully intend there to be a next time, though, so maybe we'll swing along Route 69 if only for the comedy value.

Same for me as well. And I thought we had a date in Nashville for USA-England. Either that or I don't count as interesting.

No pic = no cyber

Seems like a fairly extreme way of dumping him.

I suspect Bernie wants someone to buy out Campos and fill that slot, certainly, whether it's shady Stefan or not. Could be entertaining either way...

Fixed the article.

Stefan GP.

mofo ? Sorry, I'm an old fucker An ofo, then.

It will. Besides, I don't dare even try and list everyone for fear of leaving someone out and hurting their feelings. is that manc mag the poor little dear Gosh no, I could never forget him and his wandering hands.

It will. Besides, I don't dare even try and list everyone for fear of leaving someone out and hurting their feelings.

I believe I said you're not as much of a knob.

Wonder if they're considering a ministry for women's rights? If they aren't, they will be by the time she's finished with them!

I'd say my real-life experiences of people off of here and other forums/chatrooms and the like have been largely as expected. Of course, some of the most intriguing characters on here are the ones who'd never show up for a pissup anyway.