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Truss's personal approval rating is now -61

I've literally just had a conversation with my dad where I asked how they're doing and he said "oh, fine" then left a pause and added "...well, I trapped my finger in the car door on Thursday, broke two bones and had to go to the RVI, but otherwise..." All the best to Fish Snr.

They'd better not interrupt Bargain Hunt again.

Meanwhile...

He meant to say that Newcastle should have beaten United, HMHM. Hope this helps.

If it's good enough for Lewandowski, it's good enough for Joe.

Fast-forward and the UK eventually becomes a puppet state of the Saudis? Seems plausible.

^^

Listening to this on the radio and, out of nowhere, my utterly football-uninterested better half just said "STOP SAYING UNITED WE DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE YOU MEAN!". I'm so proud.

Who the fuck is only just noticing this now?!

The whole of Lewisham hasn't forgiven or forgotten, that's for sure. Although it's something of a moot point since I don't think anywhere around here has returned a Tory MP since that runt Moynihan.

Makes you wonder why they're not more popular on Merseyside really.

Well.

Damn you, anti-growth coalition member Liz Truss!

Then tip in six buckets of Kwik Save chip shop curry sauce, and an authentic South Asian feast is yours!

You're welcome.

Scotch football

Or communicating it via a system of vibrating anal beads.

If you start queueing now, maybe.

👀

Now let's see him deconstruct how to lose to Scooch in a UK Eurovision final.

That's quite a range.