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Calzone? Ouch

Kevin? Pah, King Kong, ain't got shit, on me! by the by, I hear you're coming over on Sunday, stick around until 19:40 and I'll break out the good stuff when I get back from work. Are you two.. erm, how should i put this.. bonking? I wouldn't call what we do... "bonking" We've long since transcended "bonking". I am indeed coming over for the game. Will try to unglue the better half from the sofa for the occasion too. Don't know if we'll hang around that long, but the "good stuff" sounds desperately tempting. Plasterer's radio? Explosion in a wallpaper paste factory, mate.

Bring poppers.

Kevin? Pah, King Kong, ain't got shit, on me! by the by, I hear you're coming over on Sunday, stick around until 19:40 and I'll break out the good stuff when I get back from work. Are you two.. erm, how should i put this.. bonking? I wouldn't call what we do... "bonking" We've long since transcended "bonking". I am indeed coming over for the game. Will try to unglue the better half from the sofa for the occasion too. Don't know if we'll hang around that long, but the "good stuff" sounds desperately tempting.

I'd have to say he's got you there.

With a stuffed crust? Hand-stretched Italian. I'm 31 years old, for fuck's sake.

Show some respect, that knob is Jedward's mum

I like my pizza like I like my cocks. Warm, floppy and smothered in cheese.

Beautiful.

Shame for Chile really, even if they get through (and you'd fancy the Swiss to score at some point) they'll have no bloody players left for the Brazil game at this rate.

Pre-match draw agreed isn't it.. Aye, same as Youaregay-Mexico

They really are called "Die Firma" and "Der Klient" in German.

I'm 5ft 8" Aye, for now......

The old rule was waived in exceptional circumstances for such giants of the sport as Minardi, Arrows and Jordan.

Diddums.

Good thing it wasn't in the knock-out phase or it'd have gone to pelanties.

Kevin, it's time to face the gruesome truth. Wacky's your real dad and you'll never grow beyond four foot nine.

Don't tell me it was Wacky all along?

One year on.

Believe what? Stop being fucking vague man!! 107% rule Fantastic. So an as yet non-existent response to a wildly improbable circumstance that's never previously been anywhere near an issue in F1 now constitutes unequivocal evidence of F1's inherent corruption. You, sir, are a bellend.

'kin hell.

It's massive for them, I don't care what they say. Course it is They're trying to say we're their Boro to Newcastle. Oh dear. Parky Jnr confirmed this morning she'll be supporting Germany on Sunday. That's fine, watching an England-Germany match in a German household with split loyalties is great fun. I was sharing a place in Mainz with two Germans, two Canadians and a Welshman when we won 5-1, and the Yanks from next door came round for it too. The "neutrals" weren't sure who to support at first, but it ended up with us all drunkenly abusing the Germans for the rest of the night and having a gay old time of it. Obviously that kind of thing is less societally acceptable when it's your daughter, but hey, they all have to learn some time.