Meenzer

Was this you at interview?

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/84882

Time to practice the iGrip™!

For that kind of job (not trying to sound patronising), they'll generally be happy if you're not a complete mong and you know how to dress yourself properly, make eye contact and string together a coherent sentence. Just go in there with your common sense switch set to "on" and you should be fine.

Done and done. I'm anyone's for a beer.

Mind, that was a particularly rubbish year even by Eurovision standards, so that'd really be taking the piss. Kind of like watching England-Germany on it.

Told you.

He won't even understand what you just wrote man.

A low(ish)-fare airline called Vueling apparently flies there from Heathrow. Don't know if that's any good for you. Or Easyjet do Stansted to Asturias (Oviedo), which isn't ridiculously far away as the crow flies (100 miles or so), though it doesn't look like train connections exist. (Buses/hire car maybe?) That's all I can think of anyway... I suppose you could fly into Porto and combine it with some time there, but again, buggered if I know how you'd get to La Coruna from there really since trains seem to be non-existent...

Argentina-Germany should be a cracker. Thank god we're not around to stink up the competition any more, really.

Oh well, at least we were mature enough to vote an Argie goal as #1. Stevie will be seething.

Aye, followed by a cowardly scamper to safety when he realised he was going to get kicked. Wait, the 5-1 is in this? I thought it was Greatest World Cup Moments, not Greatest World Cup Qualification Moments?

Aye. Should be Cameroon kicking the fuck out of Caniggia in 1990. Best foul evah. I think that was on, was it where the 2 teams kept fighting and the game got called off ? It wasn't, thankfully - I forgot to add "funniest result evah". 'Twas this: His boot comes off.

Aye. Should be Cameroon kicking the fuck out of Caniggia in 1990. Best foul evah.

I am now. Up to 12 already though, so I suspect the genuinely comedy/awesome stuff is already done and dusted.

Ah yes, near Cock Pond. I bet none of the identikit attendees of today's event made any kind of punning reference to that. Kevin, your offer of hospitality is generous to a fault. Would that I could accept, but you're a true gent among Paddies.

Our hawt date is tomorrow, Kevin me lad. Although it turns out Dave is "working" or something.

Was that the thing at Kazbar? it looked ridiculous, a plethora of tight white vest tops and too much gut for one London post code. Oh christ, couldn't agree more. We were going to try and squeeze into the fenced-off ghetto at first, but when it transpired that you had to queue for an hour (....) we went to a real pub and laughed at it from a distance instead. Even if our company was a bit on the... gut-friendly side himself.

I shall away and top myself. Cath, he's proper lush. But you know that. Cheerfully tipsy here. Afternoon laughing at the bearded gays cramming into a thoroughly rubbish Pride event in Clapham then birthday drinks with a friend in Greenwich. Beer gardens and sunshine make Meenzer a happy boy.

Dierks Bentley - Up On The Ridge. Soopoib.

See, I've always said we need more Irish on here. They know their stuff.