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Aaaaand it transpires Kevin got rejected for that supermarket job because he kept buying himself White Lightning during his OJE.

Aye, commentators claiming the shock ofFederer going out put him off his game. Must be a shock for Murray, mind, winning his first few matches comfortably with no media attention at all then suddenly having the nation's sporting hopes pinned on him. I bet he'd rather the England football team had actually done well for once.

Tsonga put Murray out in the first round of the Australian a few years back. It'd be just like a Plucky Brit™ to go out now when he's got his best chance of winning it to date.

Ant, dare you to drive up during his appraisal and keep asking for a Whopper Meal.

so you approve of asylum seekers getting things for free then ? How can you so spectacularly miss the point time and time again Leazes? Because he wants to! Because he wants to!

Choon.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/ju...er-view-england

I know, I know, we agreed to keep that sort of things to matchdays.

"I'm getting the word... nonce"

Roll up for the Human Centipede! Anyone who has a birthday is welcome.

"Is it because I is a spak?"

Mine's not until November. Can I still get a fist up my arse and some blood on my cock at some point?

No goals for Portugal in their 270 minutes against real teams. Diddums.

Was this you at interview?

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/84882

Time to practice the iGrip™!

For that kind of job (not trying to sound patronising), they'll generally be happy if you're not a complete mong and you know how to dress yourself properly, make eye contact and string together a coherent sentence. Just go in there with your common sense switch set to "on" and you should be fine.

Done and done. I'm anyone's for a beer.

Mind, that was a particularly rubbish year even by Eurovision standards, so that'd really be taking the piss. Kind of like watching England-Germany on it.

Told you.