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Wasn't there for that, but the fallout (so to speak) is still legendary. Wasn't she about 9?

To be fair, my parents bought me albums by a certified kiddy fiddler at that age. Though they refused to buy me a Eurovision tape.

Aye, I have to admit, my resounding memory of our encounter is not quite being savvy enough to beat the evil pub quiz clique. And I do mean that. Bloody Hamburg Hash House Harriers always get in the way. Anyway, thank you, I think. For the record, you seemed thoroughly lovely and far less flaky than many would believe your online persona might suggest. Almost like you're a more exaggerated version of your real self once you hit the internet. God forbid that be the case though.

Well I wouldn't like to say "best"....

"Planning" I can understand people who find the idea of meeting people from an online forum a bit weird, but the internet isn't exactly the nerdfest it was 10+ years ago. Once your mam's been recommended to you as a Facebook friend, you start to realise times have changed.

Yeah, but at least there IS life after the menopause!!! But by the time today's bairns get there, 6 in 5 of them will be ethnics.

Rob has also served most of us drinks and sarnies in economy class at some point.

Or, to put it another way: "Ethnics" man.

That is one of the best illustrations of the sheer stupidity of religion I have ever read - teenagers (or anyone for that matter) not thinking about sex for 30 days is about as impossible a task as I can imagine. Not if all the lasses you're interested in are walking round in black veils.

The clique definitions. Met plenty off here over the years and I honestly can't think of anyone I've not liked (although obviously the Fish is a serious borderline case). Maybe I just have low standards.

That's more like it.

Hey Kevin.

Wreaths being laid outside his front door as we speak.

Saw the same thing the other weekend. We should sue.

That's what my girlfriend said the day Newcastle went down. is she still your girlfriend? if so, I have to say I admire your restraint! Gives a great blowjob now that she has no teeth.

Depends on the bookie. Paddy Power refunded 1st scorer and scorecast bets, others don't/didn't.

Aye, he was the other member of Byker Grooove! and Crush with Donna Air. People in Newcastle saying Stevie G was Mama Boswell in Bread is this true or bull? I can confirm this, he was also in that episode where they went paintballing and PJ got shot in the face. People in Newcastle saying to me Curtis Warren appeared in Brookside on two occasions as a priest true or bull? Always thought Moat was in byker grove. Wey if you always thought he was, you didn't need to ask. Wasn't Rhys Jones in Casualty?

Aye, he was the other member of Byker Grooove! and Crush with Donna Air. People in Newcastle saying Stevie G was Mama Boswell in Bread is this true or bull?

Trouble is, that idiocy is just a tiny element of the wider fucktardedness displayed by the nation as a whole. Where do you find an agency that can even start to deal with that?

Give us a shout if you and the other hens want a tour of the gay bars. I understand it's practically obligatory. I may disown you if I see anyone I know though.

What about the half a million trapped and caprpet bombed in fallujah, I didn't see a semblence of anger from anyone on here apart from the usual 2/3. That's the sort of straw man-esque logic you only get in an internet argument. No cunt </stevie> would ever try it in a pub conversation without getting laughed out the place.

When I saw it was from the FT I was hoping it would be interest rates going up or something.

For all they can be a bit uppity at times (I'm looking at you, Eddie Jordan), I'll give the Beeb credit for not holding back in asking the right questions of the Red Bull, Ferrari etc. people today.

Well yes, obviously. It's Arjen Robben.

Not in regular time though. Bastids.