Meenzer

Like a fleshlight but doesn't need batteries.

Along with his starfish. He's promised that to me. I have spies everywhere so he'd best not renege on the deal or there'll be Raoul on.

Africa = 1 billion people, Uruguay = 3 million people. Still, we're all African now.

All around to Kev's tonight. When his mam answers the door, just tell her you're from the internet and she should tell him that "Miley" is here for him.

The Unofficial Football World Championships are up for grabs tonight.

New cross just always looks menacing, bit like Vauxhall. It's alreet really, once you get off the main burn. All London "high streets" (and particularly South London ones) look identical and just as depressing really. Better to get up into Brockley proper where we actually have trees though. We've had this talk before....About Brockley and them trees and the lack of those trains... Things have changed in the meantime. We're on the tube map now. Validation at last!

New cross just always looks menacing, bit like Vauxhall. It's alreet really, once you get off the main burn. All London "high streets" (and particularly South London ones) look identical and just as depressing really. Better to get up into Brockley proper where we actually have trees though.

Its a gay one. Yes ginga I called you gay...whatcha gonna do about it eh? He's a bouncer, they're all secret flamers.

I farkin love you Kev

Congrats! And to pass your induction, all you have to do is enjoy one night of pleasure with Louise:

Get the job yet, big boy?

Porky and over the hill.

You're friends with retards

Fucking hell.

I am baffled.

HAH!

North Korea-tastic: http://www.thefootballramble.com/blog-full.asp?id=108 http://www.thefootballramble.com/blog-full.asp?id=109 http://www.thefootballramble.com/blog-full.asp?id=111 http://www.thefootballramble.com/blog-full.asp?id=116

I take it back. If you're just going to use me like that... Like Kevin's actually had sex Even if he has, I doubt it was with a webperv posing as Miley Cyrus. It's kind of like losing your virginity all over again, but with even deeper mental scars.

I take it back. If you're just going to use me like that...

yeah I was going to decline the cam2cam invite, but if this is the sort of action that awaits, I'm in.

He won't even do that to me on MSN and I am definitely a 17-year-old Miley Cyrus lookalike.

In: The Fish By: The Fish So good they named him twice

Anagram of "oaf meanders"

Can we compromise and have you both change your name?