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I'm trusting you on this, Stevie. It'll be gruel for tea the rest of the week if this one doesn't come off. I hope you're prepared for the guilt.

Some prick on a Eurovision forum trying to tell me that the Arcade Fire album was an unexpected hit and nobody had heard of them before this week.

Not an accident nor was it scheduled, non-scheduled, charter or cargo It comes under Military So what do you do for a living Rob?

You can't play a LW as an AMC in a formation with two ZBFs and a LRWB man.

You'll want to see a doctor about your slow heart rate. Oh wait...

Hey, they put the apostrophe in the right place, that's more than most footballtards could manage. Still can't wait for them to fail quite spectacularly though.

Oh dear.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Escaped-My-Cer...1541&sr=8-1 Not bad at all. Self-indulgent as owt, but you wouldn't read a Stewart Lee book in the first place if you weren't up for a bit of that.

Tickets for this: http://venues.meanfiddler.com/the-forum/li...s/featured/1625 It's overpriced and it'll be rubbish, but the 15-year-old inside me () insists I attend.

Same as usual - Hamburg, Mainz and St. Pauli in Jormany, plus Stenhousemuir for old times' sake.

Apparently Blanc managed to call him "Charles Aznavour". Bet he doesn't use it as an excuse to strop off like he did with the "Insomnia" thing though.

Wrong type of mumbo-jumbo on the line. Nothing to see here, move along people.

All scabby bus routes lead to Peckham. The 136 late at night is a dream.

It will be bought though due to circumstances. Now there's a euphemism for "mindless idiocy" I haven't encountered before.

http://niemann.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/08/0...amp;ref=general http://niemann.blogs.nytimes.com/page/3/ And tons of other awesomeness on there.

I am an utter spacker when it comes to football, but obviously I'll be there if it coincides with a trip to the motherland.

Yep. Amazing.

A long and fine tradition. http://durrrrr.blogspot.com/

Just renewed our lease on this place for another year with no rent hike. Massively relieved not to have to move again. Last time was only just around the corner, which you'd think would be easier, but it wasn't.

Footage from Bridge Street in Warrington five minutes before the IRA bombings would have shown no end of happy consumerism. So fucking what?

Unless you're an Arab immigrant. Selfish cunts.

Depends how the goalposts are shifted really. The aforementioned definition of "Geordie" includes Coxlodge, for example, but that wasn't administratively part of "Newcastle" when mining happened there. Fortunate coincidence really.

You should slip inside the eye of your mind, Alex. Don't you know you might find a better place to play?

Except when you're complaining about their expenses and salaries, when they're supposed to work 16-hour days while flogging themselves with nettles. Make up your fucking mind. (in the absence of a :journalismwept: smiley)