Meenzer

It rhymed for the first couple of lines, so I assumed he fancied himself as a modern-day Roger McGough. Turns out he was barely a modern-day Northern Uproar.

Been there yourself lately? It must be hard to find the time when you're trying to work out how long your mp3s are.

So essentially we just need to "have" Thatcher, then.

"ARGH!!!"? Always been my lucky syllable.

Aye, he could be a right cunt. It's one of those things I suppose, if it was a team sport like football then you'd want him on your side rather than playing against you, but when it's individual (and let's be honest, the constructor's championship matters to nobody other than the constructors themselves), it's far dodgier. You probably either have to be a Schumi-style robot or have a few screws loose to properly make it in motorsport though, so it's horses for courses I guess.

Spending more time on Old Compton Street then Fish? Nah, Meenzer assures me it's no longer the place to meat new people. Too right. Old people, on the other hand... I heard you like them "gummy" and infirm It makes a change when you wake up in the morning, they can't remember who you are and it's not because of alcohol.

Typical liberal left-wing Jew-hating BBC bia...oh wait.

Spending more time on Old Compton Street then Fish? Nah, Meenzer assures me it's no longer the place to meat new people. Too right. Old people, on the other hand...

Yeah, that was Roland Ratzenberger. Decent piece, obviously, but I'm buggered if I'm giving anyone credit for noticing that Senna was quite good at what he did. I think the fact that was being pointed out Martin is that we're a generation on and those that are too young to remember Senna, or weren't even born when he died have little or no appreciation for his talent - he was just 'that driver who died'. No, Craig, I think you'll find the point was that I'd had a glass of wine too many and was in a bit of a strop.

Genetically modified so that Smooth Operator had somewhere to rest his beer while spunking into Donna Air's ample hair. Or so I've been told, possibly by an unreliable narrator.

You were posting here at five years before Kevin's age , and no you weren't quite. But then you weren't [a] a pisshead and crippled by Irish genes. Have some empathy for the afflicted, man.

(by which I mean the adjective, not the dwarf)

Wacky!

Yeah, that was Roland Ratzenberger. Decent piece, obviously, but I'm buggered if I'm giving anyone credit for noticing that Senna was quite good at what he did.

Absolutely don't buy that, I'm afraid, and I'm about the furthest from a Ferrari apologist you can get except when Badoer is involved - couldn't stand them as a kid (and I maintain that's when your views are set in stone when you're an F1 nut), quite aside from the Schumacher era of sheer boredom which I could only bring myself to follow from a distance. The simple fact is that the matey banter among the BBC gang (frustrated former team owner, frustrated former driver and, erm, Jake Humphrey) about "Ferrari International Assistance" and the general sense of ZOMG ITS SO UNFARE wouldn't be happening if the roles were reversed and the British drivers were in the pwetty red cars this season. Or, I suspect, if the previous most famous incident of this kind hadn't involved Schumacher (rather than Ferrari). Not saying a national broadcaster should be inherently unbiased given the audience it serves - though we're mercifully without the James Allen orgasms these days - but there are times when it's desperately transparent.

Unless they could have found a way to punish Alonso instead. I exaggerate, but it's interesting all the same - the whole McLaren vs. Ferrari vs. The Powers That Be narrative does seem to be providing ample smoke to cover up Red Bull's many transgressions. The post-race BBC coverage pretty much came from Red Bull's catering tent, so you have to wonder about the impartiality of it all. And of course Webber's an Aussie, so there's double the British media hypewank if he wins the Championship rather than Vettel.

I have LITERALLY JUST THIS MINUTE finished reading this. It's neither perfect nor essential reading, but a timely reminder of just how relevant and (unfortunately) prescient a lot of Morris' TV/radio work was. And obviously the paedophilia special is pretty much the most important piece of television in recent history, as anyone with half a brain will agree.

Couple of shirts in the Uniqlo sale. One day I'll learn to stop shopping for "the size I'll be after losing a bit of weight". Such a lass thing.

Lucky there isn't an F1 thread already

This was the shit when we were 12.

Cheers Craig mate only joking with a few on here. I could get you on the front page of the Liverpool Echhhhhhhho (Echhhhhho Echhhho) for admitting as much. Careful though ey ey ey.

"than", and yes. Fixd yr artikl.

How do you mean excellent? Acting. I personally think he has turned into a good actor. Catch me if you can, Shutter Island, Inception etc etc. Think he's actually starting to not look twelve now too. I've always thought he was a good actor though going back to the Basketball Diaries. He was already 18+ in This Boy's Life. That's just ridiculous. Definitely a decent actor, anyway, though you know some people will never forgive him for Titanic.

Looked it up on Wikipedia. What the fuck??!!! That sounds so utterly fucked up, its wrong. Get searching on YouTube for the trailer. Tell you what, it's not a film to take any food in with you.... Vomit enducing! Sorry, but @ the taking it all so seriously