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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...o=feeds-newsxml Well there's a bloody shock. I eagerly await CherylKerl's response...

culchehhhhhhhhhhhhhh Oo're they?

Can you not find someone to do it for you?

I bring mild sarcasm and the second-largest volume of incessant gay references after Wacky.

The mascot for the next World Athletics Championships... ...is clearly Pedobear in disguise, coming for your kids.

With special dispensation for particularly dashing blokes. I'm willing to join the assessment team for that part, though I realise you'll want to do most of the work.

Malcolm Lincoln - Loaded With Zoul Salem Al Fakir - Ignore This Quirky Estonian/Swedish electropop, respectively. Quality.

My score was 8/10 too but I thought it looked prettier as 16/20.

Inception 6/10 Inception 8/10 Inception 10/10

Yes. Leazes will be livid.

Aww schnoogins. Come and join the TT Facebook group if you're that desperate for some mugshots.

Funnily enough, this is exactly what the secret forum is like. You're missing nowt, people.

tells u somet whn u lot want 1 of our reserve cbs 2 b ur 1st choice I know it's generally banter, but your not doing your side proud by disproving the whole inbred and illiterate stereotype. if u ask a mackem to explain wht da stereotype of a jawdee is he wud say da same as a jawdee explainin da stereotype of a mackem Seriously man, start using F7. Ctrl+F4 would be preferable.

tells u somet whn u lot want 1 of our reserve cbs 2 b ur 1st choice I know it's generally banter, but your not doing your side proud by disproving the whole inbred and illiterate stereotype. if u ask a mackem to explain wht da stereotype of a jawdee is he wud say da same as a jawdee explainin da stereotype of a mackem Was it Socrates who said that? Picked up the accent in Garforth apparently.

Oh hello, mate of yours now, is it? Rule change.

I put it through Google Translate and got "I live in a dog-ugly, run-down part of London, hence my natural affinity towards Sunderland", if that's any good to you.

Sunderland is in the north of the country, Titus. Did you turn the wrong way out of Wigan? na i was born in durham but live in london where I be chillin n gettin jiggy wiv me bitches yeaaaaahhh dog livin it up in lewisham u kno wat i mean Seriously? I thought there was a strange smell in the air, but I just put it down to the SELCHP plant.

The only defence the Lib Dems can call upon is "what the hell else could we have done?". I think that should hold some sway come the next locals, in light of how they would have been slaughtered by the Tory media if they'd refused the coalition, but it won't. And maybe that's fair enough.

You can burn most formats to audio CD these days. Store them in whatever format you want.

What next, Phil and Kirsty have a vested interest in house prices rising and Ainsley Harriot isn't white?

Roger McGough is turning in his grave.