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How was the real world? Was your second pint of Directors at the County interrupted by ragheads threatening your way of life?

Absolutely owned. By that. The shame. His hair when he comes back to square up Totally pwned in the verbals too. "You can have the damn envelope if you want it." And then he calls the bloke immature. Basically cacking himself as much as Winterburn did that time with di Canio.

Absolutely owned. By that. The shame.

He's been in a war zone and had a gun pointed at him on a regular basis, for a start. I'm sure he'll contradict me if that's not the case. Are you German or a Brit living in Germany ? Nope. How's life in the war zone?

He's been in a war zone and had a gun pointed at him on a regular basis, for a start. I'm sure he'll contradict me if that's not the case.

Did a lot in the 80s to persuade people that safe sex wasn't just for the gheys. RIP.

Just mulling over tomorrow night's fixtures for acca potential. I quite fancy Azerbaijan to take something off Turkey and Norway to get a result in Croatia. Talk me out of it pls thankyou.

If anything like this ever happened in Newcastle, at least Leazes could reasonably claim he lives in the real world for once.

Peadophile. Stop devaluing the term.

Fail to understand his inexplicable rise to success?

"F"YP

I've had much happytimes at http://www.9cellars.co.uk/. (EDIT: Although I haven't been for a year or two and recent online reviews are mixed. I sell it well.)

You probably didn't notice but some of the girls are fit. It would be swede if Liz wins. That Melissa is a dead ringer for a poofy Swedish friend of mine, if that counts.

I'm borrowing the thought from Twitter, but why do all the men look like root vegetables?

Broken Britain.

You favour a more robust manifesto after midnight I've noticed.

Anyone who actually uses the phrase "EPL" in real life deserves to have their children locked in a room with Ian Huntley.

I'm sorry, that was just a noise

No brown people without guilt, more like.

Tiote's exactly the sort of player we need in our situation. He's not top 6 but he could be the difference in a relegation scrap.

None of which necessarily precludes a person from being a good politician, FWIW. Unfortunately, as in Boris's case, it doesn't guarantee it either.

It's called a hint. You might consider taking it.

I spotted the deranged fucker on his bike last week heading into Liverpool St station - first "celeb" I've seen in London for ages. Surely most people love Boris? He is after all one of the true characters in Polotics. There we go.

Davies getting called up is fine, but it's years too late and you know he'll get a 10-minute run-out if anything at all, so what's the point?

Amir Khan's brother is boxing for Pakistan in the Commonwealth Games. Good to see him sticking up for the community he believes he belongs to.