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Seahouses while there's still a chance of decent weather!

Saw the two of them trading "barbs" in an interview yesterday. It was like sitting on the top deck of a bus in Peckham.

Self hating muslims? Curious christians? Anybody here actually read it btw? Please use spoilers, I don't want the ending ruined for me. Turns out Mohammed can see dead people.

better view... I love how their only (incorrect) argument is that there were no mines in Newcastle. They've ,unsurprisingly,totally missed the point of a city- a centre of commerce. For any Mackem lurkers here's how it works; 1) Fort is built 2) Fort is safe, traders live at fort 3) Market grows around fort 4) Fort becomes market town 5) Goods are taken to Market from production areas 6) Succesful town becomes City 7) Inbred neighbours down the road are doomed to generations of jealousy and bitterness 8) Inbred neighbours are eventually given the status of city just out of pity and they still dont shut the fuck up bitching about them up the road being better off 9) Inbred neighbours get own airport... oh wait.

Excellent pwnage.

To underline the point, there's even a semi-formal "Newcastles of the World" organisation with members from all over the world (though the city doesn't commit to it fully because it's already got plenty of decent twin town activities going on). Whereas Sunderland's namesakes comprise a hamlet in Cumbria, a small community in Ontario and four one-horse towns in the US, one of whose only claim to fame on Wikipedia is being the home of the "Dignity Village homeless settlement".

The Big Society. Because we want to, because we want to.

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2010/09/09/1002...r-westboro.html

Porn star moustaches: 1 Wreaths left at tragedy sites this month: 37 Calm down: 2 Nobody else playing?

JSA: £56 Friends: 0 Convictions: 2 Grans purse thefts: 8 Life expectancy: 54 They should make Scouse Dole Scum Top Trumps like.

So much so that they all think he's an Islam.

And yet he instinctively knows that "Cock head" refers to "kophead". It's like Poirot, this.

It's not as if it'll ever happen, just like 99% of his crackpot ideas. It's a smokescreen to make people think FIFA are worrying about the evolution of the game so they don't ask what's happening about more relevant things like video assistance for refs.

Showed initial promise then went on to make a series of relentlessly shit films? Seems harsh.

Holy shit.

The pastor's even got a truck to prove it. But does that mean 6pm-9pm in each individual time zone, or 11pm-2am here? I'm confused. Though probably not as confused as the mere concept of time zones would leave him.

"Dove World Outreach Center".

To borrow a line from Twitter, "The phrase 'IT'S ALL GRAVY' sounds less breezily optimistic when sobbed by an Englishman under a truckstop restroom door"

Canny enough piece: http://www.sabotagetimes.com/football-spor...nd-footballers/

Different "we" to the other thread, I suppose.

Mind, it was Rockshots who did a metal night after the Mayfair closed down - I think some of the more traditional punters were a little surprised you could get poppers off the cloakroom staff.

Lucky, lucky Scotland. Saved my insurance acca, but I'd still rather have lost the money.

What a way to bale out.

Could somebody please correct the typo in the thread title or give Tom a towel to mop down his ventricles, whichever the case may be?