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If only there were some way for us mere mortals to attend a game at Wembley. I tried to get tickets for the friendly against Slovakia but they rejected me on the "Stevie only" rule. haha I didn't even pay to get in the last time I was there. The only thing that spoils it is the stewards are complete arseholes, worst I've EVER seen. Oh aye. I saw them kicking off against flag-waving bairns at the aforementioned friendly, in the cheap seats up in the gods. Might have just been acting on FA orders , but I dread to think what they'd make of 40k Geordies refusing to sit down for 90 minutes.

If only there were some way for us mere mortals to attend a game at Wembley. I tried to get tickets for the friendly against Slovakia but they rejected me on the "Stevie only" rule.

FYP. (Seriously though - I like a peppermint or camomile tea as much as the next man, as long as he's a screaming bender or Brock , but when did we reach the point where tea is called "English Breakfast"? I blame the Islams.)

obsessed.... Was that countdown in years? Sima disappears for ages then pops up again in a thread about immigration... Check the dates man. I meant it's the only time he responds to me You do get the point though? because I have a view different to his ? No then.

The "crash of 2008" and the next few years aren't even comparable. They don't relate to the same groups of people at all.

obsessed.... Was that countdown in years? Sima disappears for ages then pops up again in a thread about immigration... Check the dates man. I meant it's the only time he responds to me You do get the point though?

Aye, he reckons he's been tripped up by a technicality rather than just being wrong and/or ignorant. Bless.

On the plus side, it'll be happy hour on the kalamari in Oberhausen tonight.

Apologies if already posted: http://www.nufcthreatlevel.com/2010/10/i-h...derby-week.html

Aye, that's why I welcomed Malouda's comments last week - not exactly much to cling on to, just an active acknowledgement of something that should be second nature anyway, but it's still more than you usually get in the game.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2010/o...ools?CMP=twt_gu Start from the roots up, I suppose. Can't quite see it working in less salubrious areas though.

I follow the Justin Campaign on Twitter (@justincampaign), quite interesting stuff. They rightly picked up on Malouda properly and actively comparing racism with homophobia during the week (http://tiny.cc/6zg6a) - good on him too.

Blimey.

Graham Webb-Lee. Proper raghead name, that.

I'm in Holland for this game. I'm in bloody Utrecht for this game. The one Irish pub is bound to be chock full of cunts too.

Addy's got an ad-trick!

This lad Bayor could go far.

Goal for Addy-bayor apparently.

The plastic-coated pages would probably be toxic.

What's the difference between that and The Apprentice? Ultimately they're both 'reality' entertainment shows. The Apprentice lets you laugh at the people involved. The X Factor makes you want to kill everybody.

http://gizmodo.com/5669317/student-hides-r...n-college-paper

I went to one in Derby, cracking food, best Beef Bourguignon I've ever tasted. "Table for one please" Hush your yap Edmund. I had the Lamb Shoulder (which was all right) but got food envy so badly I pretty much forced her to swap half-way through fuck her, I paid, so technically, it was mine anyway! Him: "Two dinners for one please"