Meenzer

I've been known to dabble in the Deutsch.

Do you want it in braille? I don't have the power to ban anyone, either here or there man! Maybe try Arabic.

Lets see Meenzer, you're not attracted to Catherine for obvious reasons, so what are you bothered about If we're playing that game, maybe you're bothered about me not being attracted to you.

More disappointing than seeing a grown man acting like a petulant infant?

I love how "soccer" comes in below sailing, surfing, polo and "slamball".

"Trent Posse" man. And I thought the clique paranoia among the fags and faghags on the Eurovision sites I go to was bad.

You mean information that you've willingly surrendered is being passed around? Well if you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to be worried about. (Or wait, does that only apply when it's brown people and the Terrorism Act?)

"They're from London." Aye, Mancs will love that.

You can get a knob wrap here. And from a Greek, too. They've got thousands of years of practice. Count me in.

Glad he didn't get done for it, for all it would have been as funny as the Nani goal itself. He's a cunt, but for once he's right.

Fucking hell Radgina, get well soon and don't even dream of having a tab ever again. Such a stupid addiction, takes so much and offers almost nothing from my experience. One of the lads in Utrecht at the weekend just turned 40, heavy smoker and drinker since God was a boy. He ended up in hospital a few weeks ago, technically died for 45 seconds and had a pacemaker fitted. Still came out on our weekend of debauchery and ended up burning up the coffee shops like nobody's business, ordering vodka like it was tap water and beckoning people to touch his pacemaker scar . Please don't follow his example, Radgi - if nothing else Brock needs someone else to perv over compliment his eyes.

"Education"

could have done worse - Iraq had the best education system in the Arab world and a very high proportion of women in professional jobs so you're saying we should have just let them get on with rule by Saddam then ? The ironic thing is, if a plane blows up you will be the first to complain about security services not doing their jobs properly. Haven't I asked you if you are jealous of Civil Servants and their pensions etc ? Have you replied ? What's the connection between Iraq and planes blowing up again?

Good to know I'm not the only one advocating a Baps/mouth interface.

Is Baps still around? The Gosforth branch is long gone but did almighty stotties with things like coronation chicken, presume the one in town is/was the same.

would you say that if someone sitting next to you took a printer cartridge out of their pocket Loopy. Is that a printer cartridge in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? I think Leazes genuinely believes that life outside of his care home flows like an action movie, with bad-guys at every turn. bless him "Experience"

Who are "them"?

is this the Andy Pandy forum Aww did poor Leazy Weasy have his grumpy wumpy head on last night? At least it was a more informative post than most of yours. He's just a miserable old scrotey wotey. (Sorry worry. )

78/79 here. Post-relegation stagnation. Just goes to show what a good board we have that we came straight back up earlier this year.

Same as music IMHO, never been a huge fan of arena/stadium gigs. Plus the bigger the venue, the more likely it is to contain lots of wankers. Says the Gossy High Eurovision Queen. Hardly held in your living room, is it? Aye, it's hardly music either though. Cheers!

Same as music IMHO, never been a huge fan of arena/stadium gigs. Plus the bigger the venue, the more likely it is to contain lots of wankers.

And yet nobody gave Richard Herring free publicity like this when he did a Maddy joke. There's no justice.

Hard to bite a pillow when you've been beheaded tbh.