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Erm.

And he had nowt to do with the decision anyway. Apparently.

Aye, I'm well under the weather too. Adopting the whisky cure for now.

Moob frottage!

PM. Tried that number but some bloke called "Stevie" answered?

Netto. It's Scandinavian for "value".

Sounds good. Leazes in particular will be delighted to get shot of Ashley.

OK. Can I have your mate's number from your Facebook profile pic?

So's me mam. What you saying like? Whey that explains a lot n'aal

They seem to be gradually replacing her with Andi Osho now. Same thing but with marginally more laughs (i.e. some in the first place) and marginally fewer "Nigerian mother" references.

So's me mam. What you saying like?

You're basically not wrong, but christ, the last thing I'd call the corrupt FIFA executives is "politically correct"

Experienced though, that counts for something.

Likewise, though only to the tune of a fiver. Speaking of the cup - Leyton Orient 8-2 Droylsden. After extra time.

Mountain Goats, and lots of it.

Yeah, it might be easier to do it that way round, get a VHS/DVD recorder combo (with a hard drive too if you want more editing flexibility etc.) and burn your videos to DVD as your primary "archive". Then you can get software and rip those DVDs as video files using your computer then store them on an external hard drive as a kind of backup.

Gerrin!

To be fair, a shattered cheekbone might give you some more leverage in that situation.

Talentless fat cunt who's on his way to a heart attack? We can but hope. And Ashley too.

We're Newcastle fans, people expect us to do something utterly moronic.

Doesn't need to be orchestrated in advance tbh, it's obviously going to happen anyway. And it'll be one of the more polite chants on offer.

Dont be daft, he will be in his penthouse down south stroking off his fella. LOL he'z ghey

your manager gets sacked and the first thing you do is go on a Sunderland board? Obsessed? What the Scouser said. Howay man.

Better that than in the first week of February, if we believed there was going to be any cash to splash in the first place.

Odds on how long until some southern fuckwit pipes up that "we" wanted him gone? Fuck's sake.