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The fella asked his gramps for the Pink 'Best Of' CD. Package from Amazon turns up today. The best of the Kinks.

Neighbours were all brown, too.

Depends. Was the bath an Islam? Some people man.

The "unscripted" campfire banter

http://www.richardherring.com/warmingup/wa...gup.php?id=2977

Grand to have you back sir.

The chorus is higher than I realised.

Just got let off early. PARP!

Dear me, this place should have a breathalyser fucntion. I ageer llo

Is it Jose on Twitter?

Permanent case of Joystick-Waggler's Wrist?

I've given this poll a good Fisting too, with the greatest of respect to our elder statesmen. I'm also something of an A NICE HAT fanboy.

Oh aye and UniQlo is great. It's one of the few places on Oxford Street I can stand to go into because people seem not to know what it is.

I'm working till midday tomorrow, but there's likely to be not much on between now and then. Was originally going to work between Christmas and New Year's, but turns out I had a few more days holiday left than I realised, so I'm off until January 6th. Off to the fella's family in deepest Lincolnshire from tomorrow night to the 28th then Newcastle from January 2nd-5th, and much sitting around in my pants inbetween times. Expect lunchtime drunkenness.

The longest ever Eurovision song title was "Man gewöhnt sich so schnell an das Schöne", with 34 letters. It got nul points.

And "stewardesses" is the longest word you can type with only your left hand (if you're doing it proper and that).

Just did mine the other day. Christmas Alf.

Keep reading this as "Magpies set Barton free" and getting scared we've terminated his contract.

And not forgetting...

8-bit computers have a lot to answer for...

I've got two best category tickets for The Big Game at Twickenham on December 27th, Harlequins vs. London Irish (plus pre-match entertainment from Matt Cardle and Rebecca Ferguson, if that helps ), that I won in a competition but can't use due to being out of town. Let me know if so - would have to meet before afternoon on Xmas Eve to hand over. EDIT: Taken. If I could ask one of our esteemed mods to do the deletion shuffle?

Was never too fussed about the Netherlands but went to Utrecht of all places the other month and it was class. Got too hammered on Duvel to go on the planned day trip to Amsterdam, mind, so I may be in the wrong thread here. Know what Stevie means though, it feels like a very "livable" place if you're a Brit who likes a touch of the continental. And obviously they all speak English which helps if you're only in town for a few days. And aye, definitely fly there.

Excellent - even more time to watch this!