Meenzer

And you know what they say about men with big hands... ...big gloves on their heads.

To be fair, I'm not sure blowing a head gasket is entirely innuendo-free either.

Tell you what mind, that's just made me dig out this clip. "The greatest tackle in World Cup history" it says, and it's not wrong.

I love how one of the hits has the proper title (albeit translated) and artist, and the other is just "Trololo Song" by "Trololo Man".

Haha aye, just noticed that too. Class

"Bum" without the "chum".

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/the-30...nt-cats-of-2010

Funnily enough, them Islams tend not to turn up for a swift half at the Experience Arms.

Yo-yo club or not, Mainz are somehow still in second place at the halfway stage of the Bundesliga, albeit level with Leverkusen and 10 points behind the leaders Dortmund (whom I have a great deal of time for if only because of their former Meenzer manager Jürgen Klopp - I'll be amazed if he's not the German team boss within the next few years). What's more remarkable is that Mainz's record so far is 11-0-6 (to coin an Americanism) - i.e. 17 games down and not a single draw so far. I'm sure it's not a record, but it must be pretty unusual in the bigger leagues at least...

Limpaway.

Bah. Cowards! Chart show won't play it if it does go top 40 anyway, since they don't play half of the songs at the lower end of the list already (even the ones that aren't about alternative orifice usage). The glory days of Bruno Brookes it ain't. But it'd still be funny to see them have to gloss over it.

A Christmas album actually worth its salt. http://www.gretchenpeters.com/albums/northern.html

40+ years of Trololove!

Something to haunt you as you're trying to drift off. Night!

You should, both of you. We can be a cocktail sausage tag team. They're lush though, all innuendo aside. Literally the only thing I've ever actually cooked out of "Nigella Kitchen", so a bit of a waste of a book token all told, but still.

They sound lush actually. Not sure about the wellies mind.

Easily resolved: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Use-My-hole-Clean-..._dmt_dmusic_t_3 Removes the swearing yet somehow manages to be filthier than the original.

Those roast veg will form the basis for a smashing winter soup, too.

And, combining the sausage content of my post and the honey content of CT's, I absolutely swear by these when we're hosting Eurovision parties chez nous http://www.nigella.com/recipes/view/cocktail-sausages-91

Mind you, on a similarly revelatory note, I have to say that Tesco Finest pork and chilli sausages smothered in sweet chilli sauce and served with spicy wedges and buttered broad beans is quite the exquisite Sunday night meal. It can't always be caviar.

Looks like there might be a bit of momentum growing around it, mind, so do go and buy it for next week's chart.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=824815 Tried my finest to help it into the top 40, but to no avail. Gets him into the Hit Singles book for posterity though.

Full results, for what it's worth: 1. Tony McCoy 293,152 (41.98%) 2. Phil Taylor 72,095 (10.33) 3. Jessica Ennis 62,953 (9.02) 4. Lee Westwood 58,640 (8.4) 5. Graeme McDowell 52,108 (7.46) 6. Tom Daley 50,763 (7.27%) 7. Mark Cavendish 44,170 (6.33) 8. Amy Williams 43,056 (6.17) 9. Graeme Swann 13,767 (1.97) 10. David Haye 7,538 (1.08)