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The number of people at school who thought the theme tune went "Gol.... Lazio!"

just don't derail the thread again Derailing the thread would be posting unrelated links to borderline illegal teenage gay porn that you "just happen to have stumbled across" while smurfing the net. As for the question, care to answer it? fuck off you stupid twat Stop derailing the thread I've answered his question. Are you hoping your friends will jump in here and defend your corner for you again I realise the concept of people liking you is entirely alien to you, but you still haven't answered the question. Try again. Are you trying to gain the affections of skidders or something I've tried, but he's more interested in the gay porn links you constantly post. Now about that question he asked?

just don't derail the thread again Derailing the thread would be posting unrelated links to borderline illegal teenage gay porn that you "just happen to have stumbled across" while smurfing the net. As for the question, care to answer it? fuck off you stupid twat Stop derailing the thread I've answered his question. Are you hoping your friends will jump in here and defend your corner for you again I realise the concept of people liking you is entirely alien to you, but you still haven't answered the question. Try again.

just don't derail the thread again Derailing the thread would be posting unrelated links to borderline illegal teenage gay porn that you "just happen to have stumbled across" while smurfing the net. As for the question, care to answer it? fuck off you stupid twat Stop derailing the thread

Insofar as floppy hair and a nondescript accent clearly doesn't count as "identity", I think I'd prefer the John Savident option (NOT A EUPHEMISM) (BUT WOULD BE A GREAT BAND NAME)

I'm getting the word...

just don't derail the thread again Derailing the thread would be posting unrelated links to borderline illegal teenage gay porn that you "just happen to have stumbled across" while smurfing the net. As for the question, care to answer it?

Not having any bother here FWIW.

I'm pissed off like. For years people have been equating gay men with paedophiles and suddenly the standard definition is "Catholic priest". Where's our airtime?

Isn't it hilarious how the Mexicans are up in arms about being called lazy, feckless and overweight by these posh cunts? I wish they had enough airtime to patronise all of us plebs equally.

Aye, sounds daft to say "could have been a lot worse" after something pretty devastating, but it really could have been.

Aye, I've been in the away end the last few times but this was a last-minute thing and a season ticket holder offered to get us tickets, so why not. There were plenty of our lot in our section, including in the row behind, so it makes you wonder how many die-hard fans they really have. Particularly since they were still advertising free seats for next week's Chelsea "derby" at full-time

as mantits, but I bloody love this.

Aliadière and Lovenkrands. A dual physical threat to strike fear into the heart of any defence.

The recipe got it all wrong in terms of how long to soak the couscous, how best to toast the pumpkin seeds etc. My dicking was, as always, exemplary. I will report back after the next attempt.

Apparently I live right near the seventh most burgled street in the country.

Canny, I'll give the class tomorrow night a go then. Good excuse for staying home tonight.

Reasonable, despite spending last night in the company of Fulham fans in the home end. "We've got Damien Duff, I said we've got Damien Duff" FFS.

It told me I'm crap at drawing pigs

Probably not going to have time for beers before Fulham tonight.

Looking around for flights to Hamburg/Berlin in April (as my February trip over got cancelled) and the flights back in particular are proving an absolute cunt (sorry Cath), hardly anything coming in at less than £100 unless I go Ryanair and even then it's £70-ish for the return leg.

Black pudding?

I would. You're the customer, after all... Then again, I quite enjoy the prospect of some Jillian-off-Biggest-Loser-style beatings.

Aye, that's a point, and most of the London unis/colleges think they're Oxbridge so don't go back till a bit later than the rest of the country.