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http://www.sweet-david.com/ I swear you must be on commission from that place.

One of Neighbours' less successful characters.

Would you say the same thing if Israel was a nation of homosexuals instead of Jews? Antisemitism rears its ugly head again. And before you mention anything about prejudice, I have already stated that my record of supporting gay rights is impeccable, having purchased every Right Said Fred album and even voted for Will Young on the X Factor, so don't even try me on that front, I can hold my head high, loud and proud. And it basically is, Dana International is just the tip of the banana

The phrase "straw man in a wheelchair with learning difficulties" springs to mind

Loving the Smiley Culture action Meanwhile, the fat emo gays are out in force in Iceland:

A career in internet meme-generation clearly beckons for the lad.

Take the baby and run, run, run!

Damn it, I think that's what I must have done too.

Some of us had your pic sellotaped to our bedroom walls already aye but that was PM, this is pubic My point.

Nearest I've been is just along the way in Bad Tölz. Didn't even realise you could get sunburnt in the mountains. I love learning things everyone else knows already.

Some of us had your pic sellotaped to our bedroom walls already

Germany in the summer. Bavaria that, I recognise it. It's close to the border. You look canny bored like, thinking times the pub open. It's Germany, the answer is "always". Mind you maybe not in Bavaria, they're odd down there.

Aye, good on yer CT.

Do be sure to take notes, there'll be a test in the morning.

Oh, Fishy Fishy Fish. That's an illegal invocation of Norton's Diagonal Wrist. Back to Mudchute with you.

I'm not even supposed to be here today! (This is the game, right?)

Trolololo!! I swear, an animated Stokeolololo and I might just die.

Bunch of Stokoepaths on here.

My weight tends to fluctuate something rotten, but it won't budge from 14½ stone or thereabouts these last few months (that's 94kg right? I'm converting it so I don't get a "sign of things to come " from Leazes ). That's on a frame of 6ft1 or so, so I'm after making a change. Had plenty on during January to serve as an excuse for doing nowt - visiting friends, away in sunny Nottingham on business etc. - but the next few weeks are pretty much empty, so I'm trying to hit the gym properly (without overdoing it) and ditching the booze for a while to see if cutting out those empty calories makes an obvious difference. Diet is generally good, so I suspect inaction and beer are to blame. And if that doesn't start making a difference, I might just surrender to the early middle-age spread.

I know, what next? Veggie burgers? They'll have vegetarian restaurants before long

Now that the East London Line/Overground is back, Dalston is on a direct line from here. I've not been tempted yet. Mind, anything that takes people away from Shoreditch is fine by me, at least the latter's got some decent pubs when they're not full of wankers.

Oh well. Back to the tennis. I'm going to nibble at a double of Soderling's match to go to +3.5 sets and Radwanska to beat Peng.