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lol cats are faggots

lol your stil a faggot tho lol

lol your a faggot

No your a faggot

Oh. My. God. Spasticmeter to 11.

Blyme you faggot lol Putting the Guardian bloke's tips on as a double has won me good money the last two weeks. James Dart I think the fella's name is. Probably doomed to failure now that I've mentioned it on here.

Aye, that's always been/still my point. If you can afford it and it means nowt to you, then go for it. If it's a proper imposition then you need be asking why you think you like the the lass in the first place.

Dominating this. Howay.

Jose on the wain Jose Jose on the wain

My Slovenian river keeps running dry. Any help greatly appreciated.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/201...ionship-therapy Romance

Come on then ladies man, how many women you shagged and how many long term relationships? An above-average number.

Ottmar, is that you?

He's about as funny as a chicken foetus.

Let's make it easier for you, since you're already on a losing streak. What has Joey Barton been doing with a Swedish woman employed by the club? A one-word answer will suffice. Further PMs claiming that I'm a Sun reporter will be treated with the same seriousness as your purported stand-up comedy writing career.

As I just PM'd before seeing this, if you can tell me specifically what Barton is doing training-wise beyond football-related stuff, I'll start to believe you. Otherwise, you're about as funny as a John Bishop punchline.

@yourservice wins the internet. Game over.

Blyme

Don't hesistate - people on here were lovely when I did my 10K the year before last, and if nowt else you'll get a donation from me out of guilt for doing the GNR for myself.

Yep, this is the PR victory but the longer view is what's important. Still, worthy of a wee dram tonight all the same </muslimalcoholironybutwhatthehell>

Urgh, The Holy Bible followed by 95-era Blur. From the sublime to the ridiculous.

I might be being naive here, but if you're at a point where you're going to marry someone, you should be pretty well aware of whether they're the kind of person who likes expensive sparkly things - and if they are and you can afford it, why not? - or whether they'd rather have something less flashy/more practical/that leaves you with more money to do other things together. If you still haven't figured that out about them, maybe it's not time to tie the knot just yet?