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Ah well then, stick a tenner on Sie Gubba and you won't be too annoyed if I'm horribly wrong.

Hey, money is money, and I'm already well up on the season () so far thanks to acts with improbable names like Babel Fish and Paradise Oskar. Who needs the horses anyway?

Bit early for the big show itself. I could give you some ultranerdy tips (I reckon Sie Gubba are a good bet at 11/4 if you follow Sports > Specials > Norway > To Qualify at bet365, for example), but that might be taking things a bit far for your casual punter.

Feeling slightly more positive now, insofar as I've just heard a clip of Jedward's Eurovision entry and I'm reasonably confident I'll be cleaning out yer man Paddy Power as a result.

Actually, never mind what the voice at the end says. That "rap" of "Campionato di calcio italiano" man.

The number of people at school who thought the theme tune went "Gol.... Lazio!"

just don't derail the thread again Derailing the thread would be posting unrelated links to borderline illegal teenage gay porn that you "just happen to have stumbled across" while smurfing the net. As for the question, care to answer it? fuck off you stupid twat Stop derailing the thread I've answered his question. Are you hoping your friends will jump in here and defend your corner for you again I realise the concept of people liking you is entirely alien to you, but you still haven't answered the question. Try again. Are you trying to gain the affections of skidders or something I've tried, but he's more interested in the gay porn links you constantly post. Now about that question he asked?

just don't derail the thread again Derailing the thread would be posting unrelated links to borderline illegal teenage gay porn that you "just happen to have stumbled across" while smurfing the net. As for the question, care to answer it? fuck off you stupid twat Stop derailing the thread I've answered his question. Are you hoping your friends will jump in here and defend your corner for you again I realise the concept of people liking you is entirely alien to you, but you still haven't answered the question. Try again.

just don't derail the thread again Derailing the thread would be posting unrelated links to borderline illegal teenage gay porn that you "just happen to have stumbled across" while smurfing the net. As for the question, care to answer it? fuck off you stupid twat Stop derailing the thread

Insofar as floppy hair and a nondescript accent clearly doesn't count as "identity", I think I'd prefer the John Savident option (NOT A EUPHEMISM) (BUT WOULD BE A GREAT BAND NAME)

I'm getting the word...

just don't derail the thread again Derailing the thread would be posting unrelated links to borderline illegal teenage gay porn that you "just happen to have stumbled across" while smurfing the net. As for the question, care to answer it?

Not having any bother here FWIW.

I'm pissed off like. For years people have been equating gay men with paedophiles and suddenly the standard definition is "Catholic priest". Where's our airtime?

Isn't it hilarious how the Mexicans are up in arms about being called lazy, feckless and overweight by these posh cunts? I wish they had enough airtime to patronise all of us plebs equally.

Aye, sounds daft to say "could have been a lot worse" after something pretty devastating, but it really could have been.

Aye, I've been in the away end the last few times but this was a last-minute thing and a season ticket holder offered to get us tickets, so why not. There were plenty of our lot in our section, including in the row behind, so it makes you wonder how many die-hard fans they really have. Particularly since they were still advertising free seats for next week's Chelsea "derby" at full-time

as mantits, but I bloody love this.

Aliadière and Lovenkrands. A dual physical threat to strike fear into the heart of any defence.

The recipe got it all wrong in terms of how long to soak the couscous, how best to toast the pumpkin seeds etc. My dicking was, as always, exemplary. I will report back after the next attempt.

Apparently I live right near the seventh most burgled street in the country.

Canny, I'll give the class tomorrow night a go then. Good excuse for staying home tonight.

Reasonable, despite spending last night in the company of Fulham fans in the home end. "We've got Damien Duff, I said we've got Damien Duff" FFS.

It told me I'm crap at drawing pigs