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Different rules for league and cup apparently.

I see Crawley are sponsored by The Sun for the day. It's all getting very Stevenagey. Still hope they sneak a result I suppose, but if they lose then I hope they get absolutely stuffed.

He's a terminal bullshitter when it comes to PMs, is our southern friend.

Did you not place your Chelsea acca after all? I had them in mine.

Rob Lee could probably still do a job up front, Monaco-style.

cock sag au loo? Then you're visiting the wrong cubicles.

Now that you mention rocket, there's a pizza they do at Pizza Express that's head and shoulders above the rest of their fare. Pancetta, roasted tomatoes, rocket, grana padano and Caesar dressing (though ask for the dressing on the side as otherwise it comes swimming in the stuff). Lovely jubbly. Tomorrow I shall be making whatever you call sag aloo with chicken in it. Chicken, spinach and new potato curry, I suppose, since there's probably nowt authentic about it.

Make it red Aftershock with blue Powerade and it's practically gym-friendly.

Went to my second spin class tonight (couldn't go last week due to an urgent appointment with Jägerbombs and Chinese takeaway). Felt easier going even though I was a bit harder on the resistance. Good good. Will probably wake up crippled like last time mind.

Ah, but then there's Justin Bieber...

I don't even consider them to be a band tbh.

U2?

"-stylee"

Me mam used to make Guinness bread, loaves so heavy you could kill a man with them. Lovely stuff.

Downloading now. It'll make a spectacularly inappropriate gym soundtrack later.

Bingo!

Falling over, mostly.

Heeeelarious.

Then stop lying down in the road.

Aye, get a pic up, I could use some eye candy

And its cousin "IS IT" (no question mark or inflection).

So does the volume on the iPlayer. A quiet piece of geekery I've always enjoyed. Wait, this post was years ago.

Roberto Stokaldo!

Made Brock's ratatouille from a few pages back. The balsamic and muscovado makes it bloomin' lovely.