Meenzer

This may be 15 years old but it pretty much justifies my WSC subscription even now

Wales, then. Worst team in the tournament or does that honour still fall to Qatar?

Marco Fritz is a magnificent name

"Name a MLF, marra"

What are you, some kind of COMMUNIST?

Lolgium

He did Nazi that coming

The German-speaking Swiss nickname for their national team is the "Nati", which never fails to make me do a double-take

I note it says "stylish" but not "comfortable"

It's weird the commentators are treating Canada-Belgium like it's Tow Law against Barcelona or something. Canada qualified well and Belgium are ancient and managed by Martinez, two major handicaps.

Looks like we're not going to have to make that decision

Well it's one way of boycotting the tournament

Germany's shirts?

All the best Craig, totally understand where you're coming from and why. We can do that!

Ronaldo leaving Manchester United with immediate effect. Big shock.

Wait, he's 56 years old? He tweets like an "edgy" stoodent

RTGYP

I suppose I should probably do some work now...

It's Messi

If it's still in the balance come injury time I'm hoping for some Benjamin Massing-esque challenges from the Saudis here. Don't let me down, lads.