Meenzer

Then stop lying down in the road.

Aye, get a pic up, I could use some eye candy

And its cousin "IS IT" (no question mark or inflection).

So does the volume on the iPlayer. A quiet piece of geekery I've always enjoyed. Wait, this post was years ago.

Roberto Stokaldo!

Made Brock's ratatouille from a few pages back. The balsamic and muscovado makes it bloomin' lovely.

In a veggie caff? There'll be letters

Options - Display Modes - Standard Now don't say I never give you nowt (except herpes).

You should have kidnapped and raped one of the fuckers just to teach her a lesson.

First page.

I don't see why the two would have to be mutually exclusive.

Got to 60 pages in before beddy-byes - interesting stuff, "plain common sense" or not, but then I've always enjoyed the nerdy/ultra-rational approach to things.

First impressions:

Hope you backed out of the Oldham double, mind

How would you get it in?

Remember when she snagged Gareth Gates for a while despite being pregnant? Pure class.

I always assumed it was because using the s-word = search-friendliness = site more likely to get into trouble.

I'll have a look anyway, cheers Mr G.

They're clearly not doing much of a job treating your senility.

I just assumed that was some kind of numerical approximation. "I was at Asda and there was a nunnery of people in front of me in the queue."

Be my Valentine

I like the late-era Blur stuff when they went a bit odd. The Mockney era was fucking horrible.

Blyme. I love Radiohead for doing what the fuck they like.

And lord only knows where the nougat bits might end up.