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Aye, I assume Newcastle will go back to Labour if nothing else. It's been too long since the last above-inflation council tax rise, people are getting restless.

I'm sorry but that is absolute nonsense. Answer me how Brown and Balls are responsible for the exact same problems in Portugal, Ireland, Greece? Answer me how Brown and Balls are responsible for the need for austerity measures being implemented across Europe and the US? The deficit is due to the recession, the debt is due to the bail-outs. Both are due to cheap credit being made available in the global markets via toxic assets. We still positioned ourselves pretty badly as a country within that. But the Tories supported it and would have done the same, so it's a moot point really.

Dyed-in-the-wool Tories will always be dyed-in-the-wool Tories until they're out of a job. That's when you see how colourfast they really are.

Another nail-biter here. Also I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination

With regard to the Columbus Crew game, a good mate of mine's a regular there and has accommodation, watering-hole and other tips aplenty if any of you/us lot are planning on going, so just holler.

If you've got the kind of money you'd need to make it worthwhile, then I'd say yes. There's a nagging part of me that says we might actually have a decent chance for once, but then Lee Ryan's falsetto kicks in and it's "aye, we're coming 15th".

Accreditation confirmed for the Düsseldorf extravaganza. Press centre here I come!

News Headlines..... "Portugal applies for EU bail out"..........and........."Zsa Zsa Gabor Hospitalized, Reportedly Spitting Up Blood". Looking Good Just a pity these buggers ruined everything by going out in the Norwegian semi-finals:

Win.

You need to buy the cymbals from the cymbal centre. Duh.

I wouldn't have thought so, since none of it's actually hosted here, but correct me if I'm wrong...

All those people who believe the planet is in serious peril. What a concept.

Cheers. Also

How many 6-magnitude quakes are there worldwide in an average year anyway?

More muscle = more calories burned, I s'pose.

He's right mind, spinach in a curry is spot on.

Aye, if I was still living in Germany then kebab would be top of the list, but the version you get here - even the "proper" ones, in my experience - is too horrendous to contemplate.

Stevie man, you spend that much time in SE London and don't even put "Fried chicken" as one of the options? I'm shocked. Horses for courses really, there's a decent Chinese takeaway over the road that does the basics for not much money at all, but if I'm coming home after a night on the lash then it's chippy all the way. Pizza for a hangover, definitely. Love Indian but rarely if ever get it for a takeaway, it's an "eat in" thing as far as I'm concerned.

Today I am mostly this:

Neither way round for me, they were both clear as day.

Naw, do. It's a crock of shite.

Yer man's got a point.

CT finally snaps and gets his own back on his cyber-tormentors