Meenzer

You, write 1,000 words where a picture would suffice? Surely not.

Indoctrinate her wrong 'un, obviously. It's what Jesus would want you to do.

Spoken like a true Walter Mitty.

Not many of 'em there, it's all American/British/Aussie "artists" and "creatives" these days

Guilty as charged, Bramley apple and cinnamon pie with matching pouring cream. Along with various other delights. Wey you've been had there, some bugger's eaten half of it already!

"A Labour supporter voting for FPTP is a turkey voting for Christmas." Canny (if long) read here: http://gowers.wordpress.com/2011/04/20/is-...tter-than-fptp/

Just applied for Olympic tickets. Opening and closing ceremonies and some sessions of the athletics and gymnastics (all massively oversubscribed so no chance really) plus some random volleyball and hockey sessions "for the experience" as more likely to get those ones.

Reacquainted myself with Kristallweizen in Germany last weekend. Greatly looking forward to becoming long-term bedfellows with it in Düsseldorf from next Saturday. The one on the left. Get in.

True. Still proper looking forward to hitting the kitchen tomorrow though, it's ages since I did a full roast dinner. Possibly even last Easter

Aye, I'd be hitting the spirits if that was the alternative like.

Yep

Bollocks to that. Go out and buy it and get it in the charts, people! http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fucksticks-Wedding...6429&sr=8-7 Or if you really want SFW:

Oh aye, I have no time for him at all. This shows he's less fundamentally biased than I thought though, just more interested in making himself look good at anyone's expense rather than one side or the other, which can have positive side-effects.

From 1:10. Whoops-a-Warsi.

Done for Easter. Or rather there's work to do but it can wait till Tuesday. Why hello, Mr. Zywiec.

Saga louts!

Four games to go and Mainz are still clinging on to a Europa League place. St. Pauli are going down, unfortunately...

Wow. Classy.

Who dat? To To Madeira?

Steven Taylor's dad installed my parents' burglar alarm system in the mid-90s. Not doubting your story one bit but fucking everyone seems to know/have met Alf Taylor My old man worked for Northern Electric at the time, back when there were takeover shenanigans afoot, and Alf was their security bod on call. Instructed to make sure we were well protected in the event of any nefarious dealings, he wanted to install a full TV-based CCTV system - channel-hopping from BBC to ITV to C4 to your front doorstep and all that - but we managed to talk him down to, well, basically an extension of the bog-standard stuff we had already. Not least because you'd imagine a Colditz-like alarm system on an average Gosforth side-street would make you even more of an obvious target to those infamous gangs of Insider Information Gangsters.

He's saying he thinks it'll happen, i.e. he takes you up on your bet.