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I was at the Border Minstrel in Gosforth Park the other day and they didn't even bother to make it look like a neat hat

Live footage from Front Street:

I see a Chinese AI is causing mass panic among the American tech bros. As much as it really doesn't help artists and writers if the tech itself gets cheaper and more widely available, it'll still be quite funny to see these self-proclaimed visionaries and innovators realise that, when your entire business model is based on stealing stuff that other people have created, guess what - anyone else can steal it too. 🤯

Further proof that mouthy, easily offended, unnaturally orange people will always prosper. As if Leanne winning the Traitors wasn't bad enough.

Fun language lesson for you, here's a useful Dutch word: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swaffelen

Howmanhey Blown away What else do I have to say?

I've thought the same thing (I also have a condition that entitles me to an exemption card), but I suppose it makes pharmacists' lives quicker and easier rather than having to work out what's exempt and what isn't and potentially argue the toss every time.

Our everlasting respect and admiration.

Guess what, I also didn't watch it. No huge appetite to witness the green light being given to the tens if not hundreds of millions of mouthy fuckwads who are going to feel enabled to make my friends' life hell for the next four years. I'm sure I'm engaging in some kind of "identity politics" by making such a comment, but that doesn't seem hugely relevant right now, funnily enough.

The laptop screen being attached the wrong way round is a deliciously surreal touch

Above us?

Unhappy finish.

That sounds about right.

Anamphylaxis?

Whoever she is, she's stolen Lisa Loeb's glasses.

I can't see the word "great" in a Scouse context without hearing it in Dawn French's Sonia voice.

Unless you take out the commas around "where the Fodens live". Then it makes more sense, as long as you're happy with the idea of a neighbourhood writing a letter.

Ahh, "the neighbourhood of Cheshire". You can rely on AI reporting for all the nuances.

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You do know these are all the same, right?

79 (SEVENTY-NINE) caps for Ireland.