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Sitter-downer or stander-upper?

The fundamental gag is good. The tear-off strips make it sublime.

This thread is lamer than Zsa Zsa Gabor

Just made a variation on this: http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/13192/l...nd-squash-curry Used chicken thigh/leg meat rather than lamb (because that's what we had in), garam masala instead of Madras powder, and threw in some chilli flakes, a squirt of tomato puree and some frozen spinach. Absolutely bloody lovely. You'd think it'd be a bit odd with the butternut squash but the sweetness offsets the heat a treat.

Scots fooooootball is rubbish, Scots football is rubbish, Scots football/Is rubbish, Scots football is rubbish, Scots football is rubbish Scots (etc.) </baddielandskinner>

Noice.

Doing one of my favourite can't-be-arsed-with-owt-flash things with pasta tonight. Fry a chopped onion and a sliced and cubed Mattesons smoked sausage in a little olive oil over a medium heat for 5-10 minutes until browning a bit. Add 200ml water, 2 tbsp tomato puree, 1 tsp paprika, a beef stock cube and 1-2 bay leaves. Mix and simmer gently, stirring occasionally, while cooking your pasta on the side. Chuck in 200g or so of frozen petits pois about 5 minutes before the pasta is done. Remove the bay leaves then stir the sauce through the drained pasta, add tons of black pepper and parmesan, bosh bosh schtum pukka wallop.

I give to a couple of charities regularly and sponsor people when they're doing runs etc., so I don't tend to bother with Comic Relief or Children In Need. Glad it's there as a prod in the ribs for people who think they ought to do more, I suppose. EDIT: Sorry, that came across as very "well I'm great". You know what I mean though, I'm sure we all could give more, but yeah.

Ouch.

Does Jamie do packed lunches? Pukked Lunches, shirley.

They're out now - wouldn't have checked if it hadn't been for your post, so cheers for the heads-up. Got myself front row circle seats for the Brighton Dome gig. Happy to be of service. Gigs and Tours say they're on sale tomorrow. I'll have to get my O2 using mole to get me tickets before general sale. I just went on the band's website yesterday and it took me straight through to seetickets where they were on general sale, for what it's worth

They're out now - wouldn't have checked if it hadn't been for your post, so cheers for the heads-up. Got myself front row circle seats for the Brighton Dome gig.

"Police Officer" was one of the first songs I loved as a little 'un. Circumstances sound rather dodgy unfortunately. RIP

"You to have 30+ posts in this thread by the end of April". Fiver?

He's only trying to help us by making this thread as dull as F1 itself.

YES PLS

Just recovering from a weekend on pretty much the only drinkable Swedish beer: (also possibly copious amounts of Absolut Pears)

I'm just wondering what on earth snakey had to edit.