Meenzer

Probably realised they couldn't afford to replace the cameras each week. Besides, "Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhseh" doesn't rhyme with "Jersey". Does Liverpool have a shore? I thought it was a port. Does Newcastle?

Probably realised they couldn't afford to replace the cameras each week. Besides, "Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhseh" doesn't rhyme with "Jersey".

Headlines say Blatter isn't seeking "revenge" against the FA for daring to criticise him. Body text repeatedly quotes him as being "surprised" at the FA's actions and includes quotes like "England in my opinion needs to build bridges both within Uefa and Fifa". Ah-hah.

I can't say it's common among our lot either, we're more into men than pre-pubescents. I can see the odd hen-pecked fella doing it because he's afraid of the mad razor-toting woman in his life though.

Olympic tickets. Some of the money's been taken out of my account, only I can't remember exactly what we applied for so I can't work out exactly where we've been successful. And it doesn't say on the confirmation mail and you can't log into the website at the minute. Genius.

"Arrrr, I bain't doin' tha', I bain't"? No, he is not a farmer or a pirate Grockle's mistake.

"Arrrr, I bain't doin' tha', I bain't"?

Try as you might, Im not going to get drawn into a war of words and end up belittling you. If you did that he might disappear altogether.

ARGH

So not Blatter at all then.

I'd be tearing my hair out if I had any. Tons of work on for the next few days and now the boiler's packed in. Waiting to see if the letting agency can get someone out any time this decade.

We need to do a Toontastic Belgian brewery tour one day. Anyone care to step forward as designated driver?

I'll take you all the way

For this I'm expecting exceptional service on Great North Run day. ;)

Urgh. Cheap(ish) netbook riddled with bad clusters. Have backed up everything I need and will just run the thing into the ground for unimportant stuff until it inevitably becomes properly unusable. You get what you pay for I suppose.

Could easily have been dragged into the mire if they hadn't got Sturridge on loan.

Don't knock it, Kev, she's obviously into guys who look like they haven't hit puberty yet.

Can't say I've ever encountered the practice

"He's quite dashing" is the official verdict from the other side of the living room.

Wasn't too bad really, most of the work's done in advance and these things always get quicker the more often you try them. Might have a go at doing basmati rice on a low heat in the oven (after a quick sautee) and see if that works better.

Just tried out a few things from my latest acquisition, Madhur Jaffrey's "Curry Easy". Grilled masala salmon was lovely if surprisingly mustardy, basmati rice with lentils went claggy because my hob apparently doesn't do "very low" enough, okra with shallots and cumin turned out very nice. Not a bad first outing - shouldn't gather too much dust on the shelf.

There's your nightlife sorted.

Jobweek

Just got back from lunch in town. Barcelona fans had already colonised Trafalgar Square at midday and were still going when I left. Cracking atmosphere about the place.