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It's all very

In my dreams!

Clever girl...

It's the most wonderful time of the year

A continuous flow that relentlessly grinds down its surroundings over years and decades, The Fish studied geography at school

Just finished watching it now. You're not kidding about Schillaci. How is he nearly 60?

"You feel now that a goal would win it", says the commentator with 93:15 on the clock and +5 minutes of added time. You reckon?

This Spain kit is a choice

I've never watched it either, yet the all-pervasive nature of tedious mainstream hetero culture means I know far too much about it. No offence like.

That'll be £29bn please

Okay, now I'm a little sad it's not Suarez and co. taking this hiding

I see your dad's taking the divorce well

Just seen that Japan's third keeper is called Daniel Schmidt. Excellent stuff.

Even putting aside the human rights aspects, what a fucking weird little country it is. (And so is Qatar, etc etc)

OK, I'll let them have it now

Fluking our way past African teams in green since 1990

Be hilarious if they didn't do a pre-match tribute to him after doing one for Dead Neymar in 2014

Quality stuff, this. The minute-by-minute in the main Serbian tabloid is basically a hate campaign against Xhaka and Shaqiri.

Nope

ARE YOU WATCHING RAFA

Starting Shaqiri against Serbia after recent events already looks like a canny decision. As long as he doesn't get himself sent off, anyway.

Schär starts for Schweiz