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You've encountered LeazesMag, yes? That's cool though. I do think this place is a whole lot more relaxed and idiot-free than an awful lot of forums, Newcastle/general football or otherwise (although obviously that's relative rather than absolute).

Keep humping away. When it feels like you need to wee only better, keep going - that's when the nice tingly feelings come.

Are you interested in some... special stuff?

Aye I used to think like that, like when I joined 4 years ago and one or two others it was like it must've been for the Jamaicans when they first came to Britain in the 40's. Now they've all integrated and they're 100% British and play football and what not. To be fair, integrating the two of you is like integrating a Jamaican and a Martian.

Apparently this is genuine. Kudos if so.

I thought this thread was going to be about coffee but then CT mentioned Nescafe. This is my supermarket coffee of choice, anyway - it's a good compromise between price and flavour. Not massive on tea in the traditional (i.e. rebranded as "English Breakfast" ) sense, but if I'm going to have it then it has to be strong. None of this "dunk a teabag in water for 10 seconds then top up with half a pint of milk" nonsense that you get when it's some people's kettle rounds at the office. I'll more often end up drinking something wanky like this though.

Isner and Mahut just got drawn against each other in the first round.

http://www.iywib.com/birds_with_arms.php

It might be the only qualification a lot of them ever get.

He's no Mr. Bronson.

I owe you a pint then. Though I probably already did.

You're saying that, but all I'm hearing is "a dozen copies of 101 Greatest Mung Bean Recipes for the café". (Psycho German militant veggie still hasn't got back to me after I recommended your place to her, incidentally. We may have sacked her for all I know, that's how good our intracompany communications are.)

You little ripper. £2.50 on each of the four, £31.25 back. Cheers Fishy.

pmsl

Any boredom on his part is comfortably outweighed by the satisfaction of knowing he's right. Next!

Luca Badoer won them those titles.

Like so many films of its era, over-long and over-dull. (EDIT: Wait, Wiki says it's barely 100 minutes. That can't be right, can it?! It certainly feels longer...) Wicked is ace though.

I don't drive either. I just like being able to cross the road without the risk of being knocked over by a midget on a BMX.

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@NobleF1 Jenson Button keeps his win - the FIA confirms stewards will take no action over collision with Alonso

Interesting. And I imagine Hamilton's driving style would appeal to the Ferrari hardcore.

Presumably not before 2016, mind. Although I'd love to see those two at the same team again.

Aye, very odd feeling rooting for Schumacher like.