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Very good, now back to the poofery thread with you! Well that's what you really mean, given how often you reference it.

Yes to this. Don't know where I'd want to live though, be surprised if I stayed in this shit-tip of a country though. Nah, going to the gym and footie is a social event. You would end up a hermit if you had a gym, cinema etc. inside your house Footie yes, but gym, really? I'd love to be able to afford a home gym and not have to rub shoulders with stoodents and smelly steroid freaks whenever I want to work out.

Am I allowed to flirt with him inappropriately and ask to see his "orangeman"?

I think he's sufficiently far removed from it all (and I know that sounds daft given that he isn't really, but you know how Teflon politicians can be). If nothing else, though, we could approach the next election in the curious position of both coalition parties knowing that persuading their leaders to stand down would be beneficial to their chances.

Canny enough. The mother-in-law's been in town for the weekend, which means we do stuff that I never get round to normally, like museums and culcha and that. Couple days graft this week then him indoors is away Thursday-Monday, so don't expect any of my posts on here to be sober or unsurrounded by takeaway boxes.

Tom Watson hits a hole-in-one at the Open. Canny. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/golf/14166439.stm

thats a challenge I might find difficult to resist

Aye, Utrecht is lovely. Nice compact centre and plenty of opportunities for beer.

Man I wish there was a 16-page thread about this already.

Hard to say really, since we never see the stripey shirt bloke.

Jellied shit, a head and some bread. Omm nom nom national culture.

Oo, learning to fly is a good call.

maybe if they changed cars regularly - but they play on their own don't they would anyone accept "team orders" in the 100m?? or in golf?? Yes. Yes, that is absolutely the same thing.

That's quite a (van) Rijn.

Lived here for 5 years and only just found out about this Utobeer place at Borough Market. 700 different beers at any given time. I may have to wait until payday before visiting.

I must be shit at the internet, because I've only just seen this wazzock from the 4-4 day:

Increased efficiency makes people redundant. You can get robots to do a person's job, but a robot can't buy the end product.

Yes, but what about the vast majority of the population?

And on the Metro, so dead easy even for an out-of-towner. </unnecessaryinformation>

Though others make me a bit gigli.

I never used to get that saying as a kid. "Aye, but nine what?" nine stitches.

You always have to take a joke too far(falle).

Oh, also: sluts.

It's been a good week for investigative journalism all round, really.

I never used to get that saying as a kid. "Aye, but nine what?"