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Is it just me or is Nguyen Ngoc Minh not the most... Chinese of names?

The subject of this post Well I haven't really thought of one But thank you Nick-Kielce-Polan' For reminding me of what lives on

Thanks for that - best laugh for a while.

I wasn't aware there was a Straight Doctor Who

Pardon?

Also he's a total cock.

FYP

I can't watch anything involving John Barrowman. Replacement tellies are too expensive.

Peru - Uruguay on ESPN now, first Copa America semi-final. Perfect insomniac fare at every level.

His hair is full of straight edges, mind.

Nominees: Adele - 21 Anna Calvi - Anna Calvi Elbow - Build a Rocket Boys! Everything Everything - Man Alive Ghostpoet - Peanut Butter Blues & Melancholy Jam Gwilym Simcock - Good Days at Schloss Elmau James Blake - James Blake Katy B - On a Mission King Creosote & Jon Hopkins - Diamond Mine Metronomy - The English Riviera PJ Harvey - Let England Shake Tinie Tempah - Disc-Overy

I think you've picked up the biography of Lolo Ferrari by mistake.

Yes to this. Don't know where I'd want to live though, be surprised if I stayed in this shit-tip of a country though. You don't need millions to leave, why do you stay? Fair point like. I emigrated after uni with a holdall full of stuff and a winning smile. OK, and fluent German, but the point remains.

Very good, now back to the poofery thread with you! Well that's what you really mean, given how often you reference it.

Yes to this. Don't know where I'd want to live though, be surprised if I stayed in this shit-tip of a country though. Nah, going to the gym and footie is a social event. You would end up a hermit if you had a gym, cinema etc. inside your house Footie yes, but gym, really? I'd love to be able to afford a home gym and not have to rub shoulders with stoodents and smelly steroid freaks whenever I want to work out.

Am I allowed to flirt with him inappropriately and ask to see his "orangeman"?

I think he's sufficiently far removed from it all (and I know that sounds daft given that he isn't really, but you know how Teflon politicians can be). If nothing else, though, we could approach the next election in the curious position of both coalition parties knowing that persuading their leaders to stand down would be beneficial to their chances.

Canny enough. The mother-in-law's been in town for the weekend, which means we do stuff that I never get round to normally, like museums and culcha and that. Couple days graft this week then him indoors is away Thursday-Monday, so don't expect any of my posts on here to be sober or unsurrounded by takeaway boxes.

Tom Watson hits a hole-in-one at the Open. Canny. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/golf/14166439.stm

thats a challenge I might find difficult to resist

Aye, Utrecht is lovely. Nice compact centre and plenty of opportunities for beer.

Man I wish there was a 16-page thread about this already.

Hard to say really, since we never see the stripey shirt bloke.

Jellied shit, a head and some bread. Omm nom nom national culture.