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This Scouse lad I know only ever goes out with Asians. Does that count as racism or positive discrimination?

I'm a little disappointed, I was hoping that was going to be along the lines of http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

Twitter's in a good mood:

Time to call in the pros methinks. Wasps are fucking cunts.

Seriously? Seriously? You cretin.

It was only a matter of time...

Fucking hell, this place is shit nowadays.

Funniest thing for me is Milner as his replacement. "Hang on, we've got too much personality, inspiration and talent on the pitch. How can we redress this situation?" Tan-TADAAAAAH, Tedium Boy to the rescue!

Fully paid-up member of Team Internet Bullyboy tbh. The shame.

Even by the lofty standards of thread hijacks, this one is right up there on cloud fucking nine, really.

Self-hating?

lol you said homo

"Even" seems a bit far-fetched, the Facebook and Twitter accounts are fairly common currency (and he's now got nearly 1500 followers on Twitter despite not even actively using the medium, which is kinda unpleasant). The tax records thing is interesting, though, because it shows just how open a society Norway is - public access to that kind of thing is taken as a given, whether you're a politician, a celeb, a footballer or an ordinary right-wing nutjob.

Aye, I fancy reading the book now to be honest. It's not often that something praised by people whose opinions I trust passes me by so completely, so I'm inclined to think there must be more to it.

Swedish or remake? Swedish. Thought the first act was really good, scene-setting, hugely atmospheric, then it just... meandered.

Unquestionably the proudest day for black music since

Very good.

Two thumbs down on the wind-up scale. Nice try, but no ta.

Smashing. Stuck a sneaky hundred on Bolt not cracking 9.85 tonight. That'll fund the weekend quite nicely.

"Now"?

Probably not, the explosions happened in Norway

I love how many people on here get so thoroughly wooshed by Kevin. Who'd have thought J69 and Craig had so much in common?

Ameliorated your post

What happened in your childhood that made you so unfunny? Do you want to talk to us about it? Why would you possibly want to encourage him?