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Cracks me up every time. Classic-era Simpsons did little scenes like that so well.

Hey Jews ...ok, maybe not.

Careful… J69 will be onto you To call him gay?

Skrelnik!

CaptinKrul is a right cunt.

From the town where I was born Was an Imam who sailed the sea He liked to pray to the East With hooks for hands, so scary [all together] We all live on a Muslim submarine A Muslim Submarine A Muslim Submarine We all live on a Muslim submarine A Muslim Submarine A Muslim Submarine I can't quite manage a full song So we sailed to the EU Till we found a land of green And we lived on benefits In our Muslim submarine And our friends are all abroad Bacon-eaters live next-door Minarets begin to play [tootly toot] We all live in a Muslim submarine... [etc.]

Asking Nick an option-based question without starting a new thread with a poll in it? FORUM ETIQUETTE FAIL

No (still enough goodwill from the last one even if the latest one is a bit meh) and kinda (nice in isolation but there's only so many minutes of directionless twee I can take, and that's coming from a Eurovision fan). End off.

He'd be pretty much in the middle of the bell curve of the people they have on there

Epic country. Epic decade.

He's right though. This thread was spackertastic enough already. I'd say delete it out of good taste, but sometimes you need a reminder of these things.

Didn't he use to play for Charlton?

A contract mobile is hardly a necessity if cash-strapped or a basic human right though.

Gah. Now I want Greggs.

War criminal's wife?

Mind that would be canny funny. "Happy anniversary! Here's two portions of Curry Hell."

Canny. I was thinking the more different the better really. I'll try to pop into Selfridges on the way to Kings Cross on Saturday but otherwise I'll have a look in Fenwicks once I'm in town.

Take them to the Rupali. I might just get them a (nicely presented) bottle of sloe gin. It's all my mother knows.

Heading home this weekend at pretty short notice because my folks have decided they're going to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary after all. Which is nice. Suppose I have to buy them a pressie now though (with or without a ruby connection).

Not (just) "the children of", but youth members of the Labour party. Wor lad Eikeland was already a regional youth leader within the party who'd been predicted great things, for example. sniffer's comments aren't even worth stooping to, obviously.

The referee's a Torontonian

I'm actually quite enjoying this guy.

Supporting local businesses. Big society ftw.

This is currently up in the window of my local newsagents, alongside the handiman services and second-hand IKEA furniture and all. Classy.