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Reported.

Is it a good kebab or a British one?

Spot on like.

Honestly, could any of you really put up with someone as annoying as Cotton, however hot (or not) she may be? I mean I know it's easy to say things like "hur hur hur, I'd give her something to stop her mouth with", but realistically you know you'd be looking to stove her head in with a poker after ten minutes in her company.

Special-interest forums are pretty tragic too.

And then have Dekka's mouth sewed to the same arsehole and see him squirm in anticipation for the inevitable explosion Human centipede-like

Still looks a bit sprained but got no pain fuckface Tom no need to ban me dont come on here anymore. Only when headlines happen in Newcastle you will see me like Barton leaving for nothing and that nutter Moat going beserk. Can you please come on to remind us that Cheryl Cole loves black cock? And also that Ant and Dec.

We're willing to keep hoying hundreds of pounds a year at a far more insidious fat cunt, so engaging with his forum mouthpiece goes without saying.

I'm off to Vilnius next month. Looking forward to it a bit more than I was before (i.e. at all).

Webber = Frentzen = Alesi = Berger (etc.) "World class" in the sense of being able to beat the best on occasion, yes, but never good or instinctively talented enough to make the next step.

There's some sort of genius at work here. I can't quite work out what it is, but I know I'm not worthy.

Many of us are disappointingly naive.

Hardly a fucking wind up! He was my favourite player and in my rosy world he was going to get his head down, have a great season, mend bridges and get a new contract. Havent been this pissed off since Keegan went. Gutted. Diddums. Aye. Fire in "ouch, that hurt when I touched it" shocker.

Cracking wage bill saving for us too.

So Button-style then (except without a car that's suddenly not as dominant, one suspects/fears!).

Have you ever glittered up his humdrum?

No, I noticed that when you called me during dinner to have exactly the same conversation.

Bloody hell, the aforementioned mother is watching Animal Planet documentaries about cat breeds. More gin please!

Yeah, sorry about that again. Hope it came out in the wash.

You about Monday night? Old Rope at the Phoenix near Oxford Circus if you're keen? Even let you bring your better half I'll only just have got back so it's most likely a no, but I'll holler if we feel like glittering up your humdrum life for a few fleeting hours. Really must get together soon either way. July's been mental but the first few weeks of August are invitingly calm right now. now there's a fucking euphemism Surely the best kind of euphemism! Meanwhile, I'm canny. Just back from a family meal in sunny Jesmond - ate early because there's a young 'un in the clan nowadays. Not bad, leaves more time for getting sloshed in front of the telly off my mother's gin stash.

No, I'll jusrt keep reporting them, if you don't mind I honestly have no idea where they go. I've just had a look round the the back and I couldn't find any. Ahhh the 'report' button. A feature we've ignored since day one and all 'reports' end up here . If anyone's got a problem, man the fuck up and speak out about it. Reported.

You about Monday night? Old Rope at the Phoenix near Oxford Circus if you're keen? Even let you bring your better half I'll only just have got back so it's most likely a no, but I'll holler if we feel like glittering up your humdrum life for a few fleeting hours. Really must get together soon either way. July's been mental but the first few weeks of August are invitingly calm right now.

Decent. Glad I booked a train for a sensible time tomorrow (1pm) rather than saving a tenner by going up in the early morning. I always think I'm going to be able to sleep and never do.

What can I say, I was home alone... and a little drunk... and... I'm sorry.