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Cracking wage bill saving for us too.

So Button-style then (except without a car that's suddenly not as dominant, one suspects/fears!).

Have you ever glittered up his humdrum?

No, I noticed that when you called me during dinner to have exactly the same conversation.

Bloody hell, the aforementioned mother is watching Animal Planet documentaries about cat breeds. More gin please!

Yeah, sorry about that again. Hope it came out in the wash.

You about Monday night? Old Rope at the Phoenix near Oxford Circus if you're keen? Even let you bring your better half I'll only just have got back so it's most likely a no, but I'll holler if we feel like glittering up your humdrum life for a few fleeting hours. Really must get together soon either way. July's been mental but the first few weeks of August are invitingly calm right now. now there's a fucking euphemism Surely the best kind of euphemism! Meanwhile, I'm canny. Just back from a family meal in sunny Jesmond - ate early because there's a young 'un in the clan nowadays. Not bad, leaves more time for getting sloshed in front of the telly off my mother's gin stash.

No, I'll jusrt keep reporting them, if you don't mind I honestly have no idea where they go. I've just had a look round the the back and I couldn't find any. Ahhh the 'report' button. A feature we've ignored since day one and all 'reports' end up here . If anyone's got a problem, man the fuck up and speak out about it. Reported.

You about Monday night? Old Rope at the Phoenix near Oxford Circus if you're keen? Even let you bring your better half I'll only just have got back so it's most likely a no, but I'll holler if we feel like glittering up your humdrum life for a few fleeting hours. Really must get together soon either way. July's been mental but the first few weeks of August are invitingly calm right now.

Decent. Glad I booked a train for a sensible time tomorrow (1pm) rather than saving a tenner by going up in the early morning. I always think I'm going to be able to sleep and never do.

What can I say, I was home alone... and a little drunk... and... I'm sorry.

It's from this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/pages/extraordinaryme Proper drama queen cliché of a kid, surprisingly enough. His mam and her best mate are good value though.

You'll have to make do with sloppy seconds. We have an understanding.

Even I wouldn't. That programme pissed me off like.

Cosmic, man.

I make sure to keep an eye on how the local teams from my time in Germany are doing. I wouldn't call that "following", but by Far Eastern standards, say, it probably makes me a soopafan.

;)

That's proper shocking, that. You mean interpreter.

I'm duty bound to mention Kunt and the Gang

I have all their albums too. Lead singer kicked the bucket recently. Not a massive surprise to anyone. Poetry.

"Me so hor-hee-hor-hee-hor-ny!" L'œuf you long time

You're going home with a Geordie auditor

of course, but there a lot, lot more who have no interest in the country than you think, they are the silent majority. Some of you on here appear to think that because they say nothing, they are not there, but they are, ignoring it or pretending it is not there is easier. Genuine question here: how do you know? I'd be far more inclined to believe it if I knew how come you're so sure. it's true, but you don't expect the govt to make such figures available. Do you ? I'm asking how you know. That's all. Oh noes he's gone italics! Just gettin' my flame on. Who knows, it might help. It didn't.