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OK then.

The morning the book came out I changed my Facebook status to "I'm still stunned. *Frodo* kills Harry?!" The first "WTF no spoilers I'm still reading" complaint came about three minutes later.

It's overrated.

80sgingersexayyy

Even I'll get behind that. Long day Imagine the training facilities we would have if it were true!!!! We could make James Perch... borderline adequate

Even I'll get behind that.

Fortunately for him, there's plenty of evidence to draw upon once he gets older.

Nar

I've never had one in this country since coming back from Dusseldorf in May. Unbelievable how much better everyone elses kebabs are compared to ours. And that's Dusseldorf, which is otherwise boring as fuck. I'd never had one here till halfway through my year in Hamburg. Came back for a trip home, thought I'd give it a go one night with my veins 87% beer. Floppy grey strips of playdoh in a cardboard bun.

They do in Berlin

Shall i order you one Enoch? Double bacon please Mohammad

Reported.

Is it a good kebab or a British one?

Spot on like.

Honestly, could any of you really put up with someone as annoying as Cotton, however hot (or not) she may be? I mean I know it's easy to say things like "hur hur hur, I'd give her something to stop her mouth with", but realistically you know you'd be looking to stove her head in with a poker after ten minutes in her company.

Special-interest forums are pretty tragic too.

And then have Dekka's mouth sewed to the same arsehole and see him squirm in anticipation for the inevitable explosion Human centipede-like

Still looks a bit sprained but got no pain fuckface Tom no need to ban me dont come on here anymore. Only when headlines happen in Newcastle you will see me like Barton leaving for nothing and that nutter Moat going beserk. Can you please come on to remind us that Cheryl Cole loves black cock? And also that Ant and Dec.

We're willing to keep hoying hundreds of pounds a year at a far more insidious fat cunt, so engaging with his forum mouthpiece goes without saying.

I'm off to Vilnius next month. Looking forward to it a bit more than I was before (i.e. at all).

Webber = Frentzen = Alesi = Berger (etc.) "World class" in the sense of being able to beat the best on occasion, yes, but never good or instinctively talented enough to make the next step.

There's some sort of genius at work here. I can't quite work out what it is, but I know I'm not worthy.

Many of us are disappointingly naive.

Hardly a fucking wind up! He was my favourite player and in my rosy world he was going to get his head down, have a great season, mend bridges and get a new contract. Havent been this pissed off since Keegan went. Gutted. Diddums. Aye. Fire in "ouch, that hurt when I touched it" shocker.