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I do take your point, London-centric reporting is annoying. It's the only place where stuff is happening right now though - we'll see what happens if (when) it kicks off somewhere else in the country as things go from bad to worse.

Aye, when he said the area where he lives is pretty fucked at the minute, I'm sure he meant it as a slur on the good burghers of Bristol, Birmingham and Barnsley.

*waves cheerily at the lovely north from the rubbish south of the river*

Nar

It literally should.

Amazing

Just tuned into Eurosport to watch a bit of the U-20 World Cup. Spain leading Australia 5-1 after 40 mins. They were 4 up after 18.

Rumour is he's not the only one. That's as far as my ITK stretches, I'm afraid. You should try smaller sizes first and work your way up.

"-stylee"

Distorted.

Smooth.

I shoplifted a cassette single of U96's "Das Boot" from the Woolworths on Gosforth High Street. It was reduced to 49p.

And that after we all said you were so nice.

I got rid of my long hair when it started to recede. Whereupon it stopped receding. Probably for the best though.

I'm willing to suggest that's not quite right. Haha oops, typo. You know what I meant Sorry, smartarse gene and all that.

Yeah, it wasn't though.

I'm willing to suggest that's not quite right.

Mustard is average.

Grooming Oh heavens, dear boy. I do wait until they're capable of coherent conversation.

I can't deal with imperial at all. Swedish mother and lived in Germany for a while, but even allowing for that, it always seemed completely daft to me.

Craig's family gets the sporting genes, my family gets the pisshead genes. Doomed from the word go.

I thought the first 20 minutes or so of that was really good, and then Jennifer Aniston happened.

Jesus, you make us sound like fairground rides! Wey I've heard you just have to feed in £2 for a five-minute go. Is that not right?