Meenzer

Four nights in a run-down-looking hotel in Vilnius.

Fucking hell, got the bus from outside there as often as I've had hot Greggs. Always looks terrifying tbh, I wouldn't go in there unless I had you to cower behind.

I can't grow decent facial hair to save my life. Have tried on a few occasions and it just looks scraggy even after a few weeks, never fills out or anything, so I've given up trying. Mind you, my dad's the same and that's not stopped him.

Aye, but where've you found decent fish and chips?

He's no Celine Dion like.

Apparently it's a mixture of vinegar and brown sauce they give you. It's always looked and tasted closer to the latter when I've had it in Edinburgh though. Probably depends on the establishment as I imagine they mix it up behind the scenes in a big bucket.

Never really progressed far beyond the Gosforth Chippy, for practical reasons. Pretty much anything I've had at the coast or elsewhere in the region has been better than the shite you get down here though.

I appear to have ended up watching this tonight

Welsh lass? I think I know her. surely thats unlikely, that you and her have crossed paths. Well that's just getting personal.

We gotta fight (fight) fight (fight) fight for Allah If he's worth praisin', he's worth fightin' for

Nile will be quaking in his boots.

Welsh lass? I think I know her.

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Cookery Talent

"So, my boy, how do you say 'Quick, let us conduct a ruthless invasion of the Sudetenland'?"

one day we might have a society with no coppers and everybody will behave like lovely little boys. And we can all get on with attacking straw men undisturbed.

fuck aye

My mate and his gang are already in the car back home - tents are ruined and all, so not much point in sticking around. I get the impression the Belgian mobile network is totally overloaded at the minute (for obvious reasons), hence it taking a while to hear from him, so hopefully you'll get word from your lot soon

Relieved - mate of mine who's at that Belgian festival is fine, couldn't get through to him earlier on. Obviously a minimal statistical chance of him being caught up in it all, but he's the sort of daft bastard (and shortarse) who'd usually be up front and first in line for a good chunk of scaffolding through the skull, so good news all the same.

Cheeseburger Tyrant

Crisps: Tempting.

Presumably, though, you'd still rather hire a uni grad who's keen to learn than an A level student who knows nowt? Or do you really think that a university education makes everyone dumber and a worse human being to boot?

Chunky Troll