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Meenzer

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  1. OK, I'm starting to be concerned this is actually serious. I'd happily welcome a waggish, entertaining raconteur of a paedo into my midst (), but one who can't actually hold a conversation?
  2. now now Martin, just because I upset your chum in the other thread Haven't read it
  3. This makes me chuckle. Young lad at work came back from a stag do and was in the same state. I questioned why he had to drink so much, he looked at me like I'd shit on his chest! If he was the groom-to-be, someone probably had....
  4. Mildly petrified. Off to Berlin tomorrow for a 4-day stag do. Anyone got a spare liver?
  5. Nobody with integrity would have taken the job in the first place. Stakkars faen.
  6. It's a bit like asking the ref to card another player. It should get you a card yourself, but it never does.
  7. I'm not one to talk, but 'kin 'ell, his mouth's been filled more than... well anyway.
  8. Bloody hell, it's Antony and the Johnsons
  9. If that means we're spared a spectacularly dull autobiography, he might just be my new favourite player ever.
  10. Rated 99 on Follicle Manager
  11. He can get it up for you, but you'll have to supply your own box.
  12. Never heard of the nad.
  13. Sounds like a plague of jamie olivers . As backed up by the rampant metrosexuality of the Cookery thread.
  14. What National Lottery game show were you on?
  15. I do like cricket, but you've got to be suspicious about any sport where reading the weather is seen as some massive stroke of tactical genius. We might as well be world #1 in Dressing Properly For The Shops.
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