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They broke into Ladbrokes and both lost £50 each! They broke into McDonalds and cooked their own food! Oh wait - that actually happened. Did it? On the first night when it was just Tottenham, apparently, aye. Don't think it was ever reported anywhere 100% reliable, but I like to think it's true just because why would you make it up?

They broke into Ladbrokes and both lost £50 each! They broke into McDonalds and cooked their own food! Oh wait - that actually happened.

I was watching the Spain-South Korea U20s match on Eurosport late last night, and for all I reckon they do a decent enough job given the budget they're on, I lost count of how many of the pens in the shootout were greeted with a response of "Buried it!". I mean I realise there's only so much you can say about a pelinty, but still...

Spit or swallow?

http://rosamicula.livejournal.com/540476.html Another interesting perspective (ignore the Adult Content Warning, it's disappointingly SFW inside).

Gangstas nicked it innit

Have I ffs pmsl not early signs mate, been doing it for years. Too many cowies as a kid I put it down to. Just think, Cantona retired at 30 so you're not alone among greats if you retire now. And Des Hamilton only made it to 27.

Having finally scrapped My Family, the BBC's replacement is going to be a comedy about a gay couple... starring Robert Lindsay. Radical.

Oh well, nevermind. She's changed a lot since she was in utero. She's got a look in her eye that says RAPE MEEEE In her Heart Shaped Box? Kevin S. Assilleekunt will have his revenge on her asshole?

See, that's why they're not real Germans. Can't be trusted.

KTC Pure Butter Ghee

Saw that on Twitter. Was just about to reciprocate your "hope things are OK" text from yesterday until I remembered the obvious flaw. Fingers crossed the people and places we both know in the city are fine, anyway. I don't think my bumbling boss is capable of surviving in the wild. The vegan Bavarian lass would probably happily take on all-comers armed with a plank of wood though.

Aye, fair point both of you. Maybe the free gift tokens from the bags sellotaped to the inside of a card, then.

Is that your sister, Fish? If his next birthday present from her is a multipack of Walkers, we'll have our answer.

There's loads more sirens out and about here tonight than last night, but no reports of any real trouble so far. Anyone might cautiously conclude that a visible police presence acts as some kind of deterrent to greedy little feral thugs.

I'm a bit the same too even though it'd mean the nearest town centre getting properly trashed. Strange times.

Because that's where you were with that post.

A Serbian friend of mine says she's seen plenty of riots in her time and she's adamant this whole thing is being organised and funded by foreign mafia. Someone needs a crash course in the "tinpot democracy vs. feral underclass" distinction.

A few weeks ago they were saying all over the news that Al Qaeda had attacked Norway. They'll repeat any old gubbins to fill the hour out. What do you think is guiding all these louts around the police to vunerable locations? 'The power of the people mannnnn' You need a rubber bullet firing up your arse; hippies are of no use during a crisis. What's remotely hippy about wanting to clarify the truth of a claim? I don't know why you'd doubt that technology allows these people to communicate and concentrate attacks better than if they didn't have it. It seems a pretty axiomatic conclusion. But no, "Hey mannnn, I aint buyin' your crap mr. polititian mannn, power to the peoplee." Blackberry messenger isn't really "social media" though is it? It's not as if the mainstream media are clued-in enough to know the difference though. I half expect the "information superhighway" to get blamed soon.

You're incorrigible.

Genius. Years supply. Agreed. Maybe they're planning on selling all the $10 Chinese electricals and investing the profits in gold.

"As far as..." without a closing "...is concerned" (or similar). I assume it's an Americanism as I always hear it in my head in a whiny Yank accent.

Genius.