Meenzer

Never heard of the nad.

FYP

One-sixth of the way to safety. Good result.

Sounds like a plague of jamie olivers . As backed up by the rampant metrosexuality of the Cookery thread.

What National Lottery game show were you on?

Just coming!

Expecto moderatum!

I do like cricket, but you've got to be suspicious about any sport where reading the weather is seen as some massive stroke of tactical genius. We might as well be world #1 in Dressing Properly For The Shops.

We'll win 74-0

How do you know? £80k at least. It'll be £80K tops and I bet it's a lot closer to £60K. I don't know but neither does anyone. That's why the whole "he's a greedy cunt" arguement is just plain ridiculous. Would your opinion of him change if he was earning less than he was on here? And before you say he's not - we simply don't know, do we? Tom reckons Joey could have retired years ago! Any footballer of his age, status and history could have. That's just basic maths.

There's a memorial centre for you just down the road from here.

I just assumed this was an ITK thread like Kevin Carr's Gloves and the Sky offer. Is it not?

FUCK AYE

Billy Ketkeophomphone. Awesome.

He looks like an old black woman you'd see shopping in the Morrisons in Peckham. The hair doesn't help mind.

A true gentleman of the game.

We have a slightly better chance of winning it than Scunthorpe.

It comes with the ginge.

Aye, most photographers would feel that way, but you must get all sorts of customers. I know I've been to weddings at all points along the old-fashioned/modern scale when it comes to the photography. "And now the schoolfriends of the groom who haven't seen him since A-level results day but have kept in touch via Facebook!"

You forgot the obvious:

Aye, same here. You have to do a few cheesy posed ones to keep the relatives happy I suppose, but if I was hiring someone for the gig, I'd ask them to spend as little time as possible on that and give them a roaming brief otherwise. You can still have the "moments" - cutting the cake and all - but taken from cute angles etc.

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Fancy confusing "punk" with "good".

Not sure if serious. If true though, then we're better off without him. That's the lowest of the low. Not sure if serious.