Meenzer

Great to see them overhitting several through balls late on. Almost as karmic as our strategic towel deployment.

Nowt. I realise it's become a cliché to call it a load of Americanised capitalist shite, but it's a load of Americanised capitalist shite.

Fuck me, the new version of that smiley looks less "naughty" and more "rapey".

Naked Jungle. Hubba hubba!

Only just saw this.

Fantasy World was the only one I ever completed.

Getting my dad to install a fully-fledged Subbuteo table in our spare room so that I could spend my weekends ogling Smooth Operator's arse.

Daniel Cordone started pretty well...

Polenta is proper horrible like.

Heading up to deepest Lincolnshire to celebrate the fella's grandparents' diamond wedding anniversary. THe Aussie wing of the family is over here for a few months, so that should be fun/nasal.

The contents of http://www.billboard.com/charts/country-songs#/charts/country-songs

Further to the cashpoint discussion: people who try half a dozen cards in the machine before finding one they can actually draw on. I realise they're probably struggling for cash and all, but if you're basically skint then surely you should have a decent idea where your few pennies actually live?

Not minestrone but I did this on Sunday, dead nice and wintry and pretty straightforward: http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/member-recipes/Spicy%20Red%20Pepper%20Soup%20/2799 As for tonight, I munched on Julia Sawalha's chicken pie and loved every minute. http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/chickenpie_80250

I must say, I thought the win ratio banner yesterday was inspired. God knows how much extra it cost them to include those decimal spaces.

Need to pull an all-nighter for work tonight. Can't decide if the way forward is whisky or green tea.

Some very drinkable supermarket plonk.

Meanwhile:

Braved the unwashed hordes at Lewisham Market. Came away with three shopping bags full of fruit and veg for under a tenner. Spot on.

Excellent.

A red that's probably been open a few days too long.

This wouldnt surprise me yet at the same time, completely freaks me out. rumour has it they're the same guy Parky predicted the financial crisis too, he was saying the whole thing was going to collapse in 2006, not sure he is a genius though. He has got an Einstein-like glint in his eye but my colleague reckoned she thought it was due to a mild psychosis / slightly bipolar. The whole thing was already collapsing in 2006.

http://twitpic.com/738ynq

Likewise. I can only fall asleep (easily) when I'm sleeping on my right side. Forgot to ask them to give me the jab in my left arm. You should be used to pricks by now, Meenz! Aurgh.