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Obviously if his username could be changed to the Ruud/Keane pic, that would be ideal. But as it is, Monroe Transfer will have to do.

It would be terrible if Monroe Transfer were mentioned in so many posts as to make it a statistical near-inevitability that it would be Tecato's new nick.

Sometimes Google Translate gets it pretty much right.

If it was a German optician, you should be thankful they're giving her actual technology rather than a concoction of herbs to hold over her eye at all times.

For the sake of my blood pressure, I'll try to look on the bright side and say it's good to see what's been common sense for the last decade getting some kind of mainstream coverage at last. Not that it'll help.

Monroe Transfer

Te-Te-Te-Te-Te-Te-Te-Te-Te-Te-Te-Tec Or Leave Us Only Please Believe Us We Ain't Never Gonna Be Readable

Cheryl Baker's Velcro Skirt

Happy birthday, you smashing chap.

Marta?

Has Ferguson blamed it on the ref yet? Ferguson was less impressed with the winner, arguing that Glenn Murray's header should have been disallowed for offside."We don't seem to be getting much luck from linesmen at the moment," the United manager said. "It was offside from what I've seen."

Darren Ambrose

Beautiful.

Somehow managed to surprise people who've only now realised he's a massive twat.

Welcome to my world.

Brilliant YT still, mind.

That's like blaming an obese kid for being fat. If sweets and Maccy D's are available, they'll gorge themselves. They'll gorge themselves when times are good, but what will they do when sweets and Maccy D's suddenly become less affordable?

This is one area where I do understand the complaints of Tanni Grey-Thompson et al - there's no doubt that in team sports, say, and even tennis/athletics to an extent, the male version gets the lion's share of the media coverage. On the other hand, the male version is always going to be the "elite" at a human level, and hence more interesting to the non-enthusiast - rightly or wrongly, nobody would really care if there was a female equivalent to Usain Bolt, for example (just ask the man on the street who Carmelita Jeter is - the fastest female ever if you ignore the clownish dope fiend that was FloJo, but no real public profile at all).

I feel genuinely sorry for those who have been and continue to be struggling to make ends meet, but it's become far too easy to place all the blame for the current situation on Those Evil Bankers and pretend that a good proportion of the population didn't love it when their house prices were inflating and they could get cheap credit for this, that and the other. Of course the economy is in real trouble, of course we have some tough times ahead, and of course the government could be handling it better, but those who were quick to benefit when (they were being told that) times were good shouldn't be moaning now that (they're being told that) times are bad.

It's possible, of course. Mention the p-word and that's the first thing any (30-something-plus) gay man will think of. Just because you've been lucky all these years doesn't mean it won't come back to haunt you.

It's a bit rough that there's no women on the list when the likes of Amir Khan and Andy Murray have made it, but then a male taekwondo world champion wouldn't get on there either.

....1 or ...8, ....1 or ...8, ....1 or ...8, Obafemi Martins

It's like this: Obviously it's callous shitehawk reporting of the highest order, but if the underlying story - five professional footballers have been in touch with the Second Chance clinic since Speed's death to seek active help for depression - is true and it begins to get rammed home to even Daily Star readers that this is a serious problem that affects Real Men too... who knows. A little something good might come of the whole thing. Or one of the tabloids will blab their names and they'll be taunted into oblivion from the stands every week.

"Óró" by Orka is smashing. Ten tracks of clanky Faroese darkness.