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Due to illness, tonight the part of Monkeys Fist will be played by The Krankies.

Atrocious name for a band too, so it's all good. *ducks* Reported. The Reported, that could be our "band called The Something" name when we finally get a Toontastic all-stars line-up together. Bagsy the top bunk on the tour bus.

Works for me. I'm all over him like a chubby-chaser at a Greggs convention.

Atrocious name for a band too, so it's all good. *ducks*

Didn't you once text me to say he had a massive cock btw? Not from the pub, I hasten to add. Aye. Just another reason to dislike the man tbh. I don't get in synch with him for bog visits anymore for the sake of my self-esteem. All the more reason for him to wear white jeans I suppose. Well, that and being German.

Aye, it's horrible to see. I won't even cross a road on the red man if there's kids around because I don't want to set a bad example.

Now officially on Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Bawbag

I know mate. I had to threaten war to get anti-biotics for an ear infection rather than some herb pulver... http://www.thisiswhyyouregerman.com/ Saw this and thought of you, etc.

I meant in terms of population/demographics and infrastructure, not pure cost. The latter would be the banker's view.

But only using the same procedure.

Yes, "we" will.

Have some self-respect, man. Like you wouldn't! Whatever floats your boat! Somewhere in the universe, Nile Ranger just got an erection. Most productive thing he's done in three seasons.

Now I'm not restricted to my phone..the point... British Debt History You really have to marvel, given that historical record, at the deficit panic now so widespread. Here’s debt as a percentage of GDP in Britain, back to 1830. That uptick at the end — you’ll see it if you squint — is what’s driving the Cameron government’s insistence on slashing spending in a liquidity trap. It’s also interesting to note — contrary to what you often hear — that at the time Keynes was writing, and calling for fiscal stimulus, Britain was substantially deeper in debt than Britain or the United States are now. And more than it was in the 70's when the IMF nearly declared Britain bankrupt? I think what he's saying is, why worry - we had it worse after two world wars. The current "war" has outlasted both of those world wars and hardly caused any more than a blip. Its magnitude is hardly comparable though.

Good work sir.

If you haven't gone out and happy-slapped an Islam today in retaliation, you are condoning it.

Good to see the comments section on that article is full of condemnation from people representing the right-minded majority of Muslims. Makes a change from the scores of "she's got a point though innit" responses to the YouTube tram bigot.

Aye. You can hear any song from any era and buy it straight away, wherever you are. It's not exactly comparable to fingering the new releases at Woolies every Monday.

BOOM BOOM!

I love it when a plan comes together.

Just enough to get them through ahead of Ajax. Hmmmmm...

His hips don't lie GAH

Lucky that his breasts are small and humble.

I'm off to Berlin in February for 2 nights and 3 days. Would you be able to recommend me a cheap hotel around the city centre? Doesn't have to be anything fancy at all as we'll only be using it for sleep and will be out and about for the majority of the trip. Cheap but cheerful as they say. To be honest mate I almost always stay with friends there, so I don't really know much about hotels. I was there on a stag weekend a few months ago though, where we stayed at this massive hostel out east - http://www.generatorhostels.com/en/berlin/ - which was absolutely fine for the money and the purpose (and has a decent bar), but it might be a bit too basic and not central enough for what you're after. People seemed happy enough with it though. Looking at chain stuff, I see there's three Ibis hotels in what I'd call the city centre - "Mitte", "City Ost" and "Potsdamer Platz" at http://www.ibishotel.com - they're usually a decent bet if you can get an alright price.

Tom Petty, mind. Odd one out much?

Still one of the most inexplicable and worrying episodes I've seen on here. Monroe Transfer