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We used to watch that show. Stopped not long afterwards, probably realising subconsciously that it could never top that moment.

Your Radfords and your Viallis

But what was our pre-season target?

Even worse than Nigel Farage's record in general elections. Impressive.

See? Proper telly.

If we're talking Scandi six-parters based on an entertaining yet flimsy premise, I enjoyed Anxious People well enough.

The spiritual successors to Brian Kerr and Steven Caldwell. Every bench needs its mascots.

Teaching better numeracy and real-life skills like understanding tax and pensions and benefits and stuff? That would make sense (which is why they won't do it). But maths in a purely academic sense, especially the kind of thing you learn at A-level? I agree with the famous accountant above.

Brentford do have that all-important turmeric partnership that would take quite some unravelling.

We've done shite against Newcastle, mind. Howe out.

Aye, agreed

Here's a tip for Lampard if he doesn't want to leave Everton yet.

That is terrifyingly realistic.

In a 1-0 win, say?

You know how local journos often trawl forums to gauge fan sentiment? I really hope they're doing that with this thread and trying to figure out what the fuck's going on.

Am I the only sucker who actually worked between Christmas and New Year? Admittedly by choice, because I'd rather take that time off at a time of year when it's actually nice outside and you can do stuff, but still.

He's done it once before, he should be a dab hand at it by now.

The writing was on the wall. I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes

We should have a geriatric 5-a-side reunion at Eldon Leisure (and stream it as a site fundraiser for the lols)

Suck........ M'BALLS! Sorry, I just thought I'd start the new year by posting in the style of Gemmill to see how it feels. It's quite tingly.